At the end of 2009 I wrote several predictions down and put them in a time capsule, which was unearthed just yesterday during a routine body search at my house. Nothing to be alarmed about.

Let's see how accurate I was.

1 Thirty Four miners in Peru will be rescued after an extensive stay underground. (off by one miner and one country...not bad)

2 I will lose 20 lbs. (unless hair has much weight, not gonna happen)

3 McDonalds will change its name to Mick's. (I thought I'd nail this one)

4 Saints will win the Super Bowl. (bingo!)

5 To outdo Coke Zero, their main rival will introduce Pepsi Negative One (inside info on that one wasn't so accurate)

6 Alien Life will visit earth. (take your pick, Bieber or Gaga, I'm calling this one nailed)

7 'Monkey Bone' will finally be embraced for the national treasure that it is. (still waiting)

8 MMA and UFC will merge to form FUCMMA. (still might happen)

9 Andy Kaufman will finally resurface and rip off the Jeffrey Ross body suit he's been wearing for 25 years. (trust me on this one)

10 The media will thank the entertainment gods for the arrival of Dectomom and her ten babies on New Years Eve. (fingers crossed)