In the spirit of George Costanza, I am doing the opposite. I will not be resolute in doing things, but in not doing things. And here they are.

1   I will not watch a single hockey game, thus continuing a streak which began on February 23rd, 1980.

2   I will not run a marathon.

3   I will not travel to Antarctica.

4   I will not eat chicken heart.

5   I will not drive over 95 mph.

6   I will not write one book.

7   I will not read one book.

8   I will not arbitrarily and without cause wish painful death upon anyone.

9   I will not actually assemble the nuclear weapon.

10 I will not drink Vodka and Frangelico.

11 I will not be mean to people, unless they fall into a category defined in #8 above.

12 I will not stop being funny.

13 I will not go up to a random person on the street and ask them if they know the time in infinity.

14 I will not run from a Grizzly bear.

15 I will not carbo-load before every chapter.

16 I will not learn to ballroom dance.

17 I will not avoid procrastination.