One of my writerly friends in Canada (waves to SM) sent me a magnetic kama sutra desk toy for Christmas.

This thing… Y'all…

I mean, it's obscene. It's hilarious.

It's impossible not to mess with. I'm telling you, I've got these poor little genderless bald weirdoes in positions unheard of by anyone not into hard core perversion.

(Which, okay, explains why SM knew where to find one, but still…)

I love it.

Love it.

So, that's why I had to share with y'all.