Yes, I did just pull out the caps lock on your ass.

What overworld.tv Is Right Now:

My new partner — who occasionally posts here as Moe Moe — has discovered, within himself, a conviction of almost theological proportion that the only reason Caine isn't a world-wide superstar is that he hasn't been properly introduced.

Moe has put together an astonishingly gifted creative team to create and market a re-imagined Graphic Lit take on Caine's life and career. (Seriously — you should see the fucking art. Mindblowing.) The scripts, at least for now, are courtesy of Yr Obdnt Svnt MWS, and will be until this thing either expires or explodes.

We've got our ducks in a row (Throats on a chain? Asses in hot coals?) to do one (1 — yeah, that's right, I said ONE) awesome introductory issue. Given the talents of Our Team, I'm confident that it won't be the only issue.

To that end, Moe and Chris and Tony and TJ and JT and I are undertaking to provide a place for aficionados of All Things Caine to hang out, argue, and buy Caine-and-Overworld-related shit, to help us finance further issues and move Our Favorite Killer out into the mainstream.

Wait — I can see it now — the OverWorld version of The Brave and the Bold. A team-up title: Caine and Batman. Hell, Caine and the Punisher.

No, wait . . . Caine and Dexter.

You know you want it.

As the official pub date approaches . . . and it ain't all that far away . . . there will be posters. Wallpaper. T-shirts. Diapers and lunch boxes and I don't even know yet. The Official Caine Garrotting Belt, Complete with Double Loop Ends and Aircraft-Cable Core.

It's a work in progress. All of it. The site, the marketing campaign, the comic — err, graphic literature — we're figuring it out as we go along. Things may change without warning or notification of any kind. In fact, they will.

As Caine's dad might say, "The wise man does not plan. He steers."

Or as Moe's old pals might say, "We improvise. We adapt. We overcome."

Stay tuned.