Hey you guys, what have you been up to? At the risk of sounding like a dense soccer mom in the aisles of Target: THE SUMMER HAS LITERALLY FLOWN BY! Poof.


We did a lot this summer:



I went to see Magic Mike XXL and was once again put off by how much these fellas love to talk about hopes and dreams and hate to strip.

I stalked Jen Lancaster and convinced her to blurb my new book and now we're BFFs only I think she didn't get the memo because she hasn't invited me to a sleep over...