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Sad Puppy get up get coffee

Sad Puppy go to work

Sad Puppy write awesome fiction

For SJW jerks

Jerks say Sad Puppy very diligent

But his output stink

His work not "functional" or "elegant"

What do Sad Puppy think?

Sad Puppy think SJW want to kill science fiction out of spite

Sad Puppy not racist, just prick

Sad Puppy not sexist, just dick



Sad Puppy hate Hugos

Sad