1.Pumpkin-flavor everything.Pumpkin lattes start showing up in August and then it just snowballs from there. I don't even like pumpkin in a pie, but no one wants to eat a pumpkin popsicle.
2. Douchey Dads who can't take their kids trick-or-treating without pulling a wagon of beer behind them.What is the deal? This is a pretty easy job and isn't very stressful. It takes a couple of hours to walk through the neighborhood, wave to the person at the door, and yell something like, “Anything good for...