Wayne and I had to answer some questions for life insurance purposes:



Have you scuba dived in the last 3 years?  No

Have you gone bungee  jumping in the last 3 years?  No

Have you sky dived in the last 3 years?  No

Have you flown in a plane other than a commerical flight?  No



After answering all the questions I was thinking I lead a rather dull life but then reconsidered.  These life insurance people don't know what real danger is, and it isn't sky diving.  It's shopping on Black Friday when the doors open at 4 a.m. and there are 4,000 women crammed outside waiting, credit cards in hand.  It's attending a knitting conference with an 80 percent off yarn sale.  Now that's danger, real danger.  Just consider—women with pointy sticks!