Presumably the rest of you have noticed (possibly repeatedly) how much frelling time staying alive takes?  I mean the grocery-shopping, laundry-doing, even hellhound-hurtling things.*  Sweeping the floor twice a day because it's spring/summer/autumn/winter and the resident creatures are shedding.**   Taking out the garbage.  Sorting the garbage first because Hampshire, bless its pointed little county council, recycles.  I think we're number one in the country but I could be wrong***.  We also h