Program Quotes

“Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day.
Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”
― Muhammad Waseem

“If you feel like you don't fit into the world you inherited it is because you were born to help create a new one.”
― Ross Caligiuri, Dreaming in the Shadows

“Eternity will not cause our memories to fade, it will force our hearts to accept the past.”
― Ross Caligiuri, Dreaming in the Shadows

“To struggle against the weight of sleep as reality eclipses the moon of your dreams is the purest sign of true love.”
― Ross Caligiuri, Dreaming in the Shadows

“The world contained in a seed, Determined by its program.”
― Dejan Stojanovic, Circling: 1978-1987

“In programs, there are conditions, which the programmer must follow. Otherwise, the code won’t run. Throwing dead animals is a condition. Some may say it’s a ritual one needs to complete before the intention installs, before the will sets … But who is installing intentions?
Who wants to program the universe? Was it him?
Most importantly: Bother? Or not bother?”
― Misba, The High Auction

“-Oamenii care intarzie de obicei nu inteleg niciodata nenumaratele moduri in care dau peste cap programul celor punctuali si normali, ii spuse Penn in timp ce tranversau o portiune mai alunecoasa a peluzei.”
― Lauren Kate, Fallen

“If I am this capable of loving an alcoholic so much, imagine how awesome I could be at loving myself.”
― Grace W. Wroldson, So You Love an... Alcoholic?: Lessons for a Codependent

“If art interprets our dreams, the computer executes them in the guise of programs!”
― Alan J. Perlis, Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs

“It wasn't so much about breaking free of him, as it was about breaking free of me.”
― Grace W. Wroldson, So You Love an... Alcoholic?: Lessons for a Codependent

“I was dating the same man over and over again, expecting a different relationship. Where's the sanity in that!?”
― Grace W. Wroldson, So You Love an . . . Alcoholic?: Lessons for a Codependent

“As for relegated/delegated responsibility to ensure organizational software licensing compliance, management is still accountable when intellectual property rights are violated. If the safeguarding responsibility is assigned to an ineffective and/or inefficient unit within an organization, IT audit should recommend an alternative arrangement after the risks are substantiated.”
― Robert E. Davis

“STOP APPLYING PATCHES.
RECODE YOURSELF NOW.

24 Dec National Mathematics Day”
― Vineet Raj Kapoor

“Instead of trying to produce a programme to simulate the adult mind, why not rather try to produce one which simulates the child's? If this were then subjected to an appropriate course of education one would obtain the adult brain.”
― Alan M. Turing

“Discipleship is not a program we launch, but a lifestyle we embrace.”
― Jonathan Hayashi

“Everyone has the ability to choose their mental state. It is up to us to program our own minds.”
― Pam Malow-Isham, Brilliant Words to Grow By: A Devotional Celebrating the Duality of Life

“According to Jesus examples discipleship is not a program we launch. It is a lifestyle we embrace.”
― Jonathan Hayashi, Ordinary Radicals: A Return to Christ-Centered Discipleship

“The military is not so much a job, it is more of an organ donation program.”
― Steven Magee

“The military is not so much a job, it is more of a legally assisted suicide program.”
― Steven Magee

“The government disability program has developed a wide range of feeble excuses to deny you your earned benefits.”
― Steven Magee

“The only difference between a very high altitude worker and a radiation worker is that there is a government compensation program in place for sickened radiation workers.”
― Steven Magee

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― Sal Younis

“High quality programs require and foster a norm of continuous teaching improvement.”
― Swen Nater, You Haven't Taught Until They Have Learned: John Wooden's Teaching Principles And Practices

“NASA is the civilian face of a military space program.”
― Steven Magee

“The real reason that students and increasingly teachers of art history are ready to jettison the past, however, is that the refusal of the authority of the past is the very program of modern art. To invest in modern art existentially is to agree to carry out that program. The investment in modern art entails contempt for the past. The inverse is true as well, although some would deny it. I would maintain that it is only possible to say something insightful about contemporary art from a standpoint well inside the magic circle. The rest of us on the outside, who do not live but only look at contemporary art, always misrecognize it.”
― Christopher S. Wood, A History of Art History

“I consider Space-X to be far more dangerous than the Chinese Space program.”
― Steven Magee

“It is only a matter of time before the Space program kills a civilian with a piece of rocket or satellite debris.”
― Steven Magee

“I have the brain of a malfunctioning supercomputer!”
― Steven Magee

“Incompetence: The COVID-19 pandemic hit the world in 2019. It takes three years to train a nurse. In 2022 there is a shortage of nurses. Why wasn’t a massive government funded training program initiated to train huge numbers of nurses in 2019?”
― Steven Magee

“Programs should be about people for people for people are more important than programs.”
― Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha