Threesome Quotes

“They'll say you are bad
or perhaps you are mad
or at least you
should stay undercover.
Your mind must be bare
if you would dare
to think you can love
more than one lover.”
― David Rovics

“Did those nice church ladies come by again?"
He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.”
― Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic

“Two kisses in one kiss was all it took, a comfort, a warmth, perhaps temporary, perhaps false, but reassuring nonetheless, and mine, and theirs, ours, all three of us giggling, insane giggles and laughter with still more kisses on the way, and I remember a brief instant then, out of the blue, when I suddenly glimpsed my own father, a rare but oddly peaceful recollection, as if he actually approved of my play in the way he himself had always laughed and played, great updrafts of light, burning off distant plateaus of bistre & sage, throwing him up like an angel, high above the red earth, deep into the sparkling blank, the tender sky that never once let him down, preserving his attachment to youth, propriety and kindness, his plane almost, but never quite, outracing his whoops of joy, trailing him in his sudden turn to the wind, followed then by a near vertical climb up to the angles of the sun, and I was barely eight and still with him and yes, that was the thought that flickered madly through me, a brief instant of communion, possessing me with warmth and ageless ease, causing me to smile again and relax as if memory alone could lift the heart like the wind lifts a wing, and so I renewed my kisses with even greater enthusiasm, caressing and in turn devouring their dark lips, dark with wine and fleeting love, an ancient memory love had promised but finally never gave, until there were too many kisses to count or remember, and the memory of love proved not love at all and needed a replacement, which our bodies found, and then the giggles subsided, and the laughter dimmed, and darkness enfolded all of us and we gave away our childhood for nothing and we died and condoms littered the floor and Christina threw up in the sink and Amber chuckled a little and kissed me a little more, but in a way that told me it was time to leave.”
― Mark Z Danielewski, House of Leaves

“When Pidge wakes up, let me know, okay?” he said in a soft voice. “I got spaghetti,
and pancakes, and strawberries, and that oatmeal shit with the chocolate packets, and she
likes Fruity Pebbles cereal, right, Mare?” he asked, turning.
When he saw me, he froze. After an awkward pause, his expression melted, and his
voice was smooth and sweet.“Hey, Pigeon.”
I couldn’t have been more confused if I had woken up in a foreign country. Nothing
made sense. At first I thought I had been evicted, and then Travis comes home with bags
full of my favorite foods.
He took a few steps into the living room, nervously shoving his hands in his pockets.
“You hungry, Pidge? I’ll make you some pancakes. Or there’s uh…there’s some oatmeal.
And I got you some of that pink foamy shit that girl’s shave with, and a hairdryer, and a…
a….just a sec, it’s in here,” he said, rushing to the bedroom.
The door opened, shut, and then he rounded the corner, the color gone from his face.
He took a deep breath and his eyebrows pulled in. “Your stuff’s packed.”
“I know,” I said.
“You’re leaving,” he said, defeated.”
― Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster

“He is so beautiful," she thought, aching from the sadness that she saw in his eyes. In the late-afternoon sunlight, those eyes were almost green. She took his face in her hands and pulled him to her, claiming the kiss she had so desperately wanted the day before but had forgotten in the heat of the moment. She closed her eyes and felt him respond to her mouth, his tongue seeking hers.”
― Shira Anthony, From the Depths

“A love triangle is a threesome delayed.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1”
― josh stern

“I do know, however, that they took more than one man to their beds.”

Adela gasped and Madelyne nodded, thoroughly satisfied by her friend’s reaction. “More than one at a time?” Adela asked. She whispered the question and then blushed with embarrassment.

Madelyne nibbled on her lip while she considered if that was possible.

“I don’t think so,” she finally announced. Her back was to the door, and Adela’s full attention was centered on her friend. Neither noticed Duncan now stood in the open doorway.”
― Julie Garwood, Honor's Splendour

“So? There's two of us and one of you, and whenever we feel like it, we can be three. That's love too, you know.”
― S. Dora, Three

“Brothers, look how fucking hot she is with our cum dripping out of her greedy holes.”
― Holly Guy, We Shouldn't

“I am going to touch your pussy ..If you are wet, I am going to make you cum all over my fingers, begging for more, in a fucking church.”
― Holly Guy, Please, don't make me kill him

“I want to fuck you back to hell, where you belong.”
― Holly Guy, Please, don't make me kill him

“Good girl. Cum for me, little Lamb. Show me how much you hate me.”
― Holly Guy, Please, don't make me kill him

“Look at her. She is so fucking gorgeous with her head back, tongue open, waiting for our cum.”
― Holly Guy

“Trust me little Lamb, You don’t want to know what I’m doing to you in my wildest dreams.”
― Holly Guy, Please, don't make me kill him

“I need you to use your words, baby. Tell me you want two cocks inside your greedy pussy.”
― Holly Guy, Please, don't make me kill him

“Cry out my name in a church. I am your God and executioner in one.”
― Holly Guy, Please, don't make me kill him

“You told him that you love him. Now cum all over my fingers whilst he showers next door, completely unaware about what a cheating whore his girlfriend is.”
― Holly Guy, Please, don't make me kill him

“He leaves me, naked, used, still on my knees, and a belly full of his cum. And I don’t think I would have it any other way.”
― Holly Guy, Please, don't make me kill him

“From short story Succubus:

Sent by Lucifer to draw power from a human’s life source, a demon ascends to Earth as a succubus. Watching the strong mortal man sleep incites the succubus into taking extra time for personal pleasure. But no one’s counting on a surprise visit by Lucifer that could forever change the demon’s purpose, and that of Heaven, Hell and Earth.”
― Lexi Sylver, Mating Season: Erotic Short Stories

“Love triangles are for those that believe in shapes.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“Rhys kissed my brow. 'If someone propositions you, tell them we'll both be free in an hour.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Frost and Starlight

“The more I thought about it, the more I began to grasp the fact that I was being offered a life changing opportunity. A chance to experience something which few people ever even thought about let alone embraced.
‘It will be an adventure,’ she said calmly. ‘For all of us.”
― Michael Bayswater, The Adventures of Michael Bayswater.

“The erotic pleasure was starting to take on a life of its own for all three”
― Bat Maxwell, The Color of Honey

“Now mind your manners around that young lady, and at least try to be charming. You might not think her showing up here was a sign, but I do! And if you're not careful, someone else is going to come along and sweep her off her feet--someone like Enzo Moretti! Now there's a gentleman!"

I was so annoyed and hungry, I lost it. "Oh yeah? Well, Moretti was just telling us last night about a threesome he had recently. Is that the kind of gentleman you think I should be?"

My mother was silent for a moment, and I squeezed my eyes shut, picturing her having a heart attack. And then.

"That is exactly what I'm talking about! He charmed two women into being with him. All I'm asking you to do is work on one.”
― Melanie Harlow, Drive Me Wild

“In the thicket of dark hair on his chest, her fingers entwine with Fiona’s, and a softly exhaled sigh of contentment escapes her blonde-haired lover’s lips. The symmetry of them at each side of him is imperfect, but then this is true in much of nature. Not everything is as true as a butterflies wing. She pushes her nose into his hair and basks in his scent. Nature, symmetrical or otherwise, also abhors a vacuum. It is Fiona who breaks the silence, perhaps unsurprisingly.
‘I’ve been thinking about your book.’ She murmurs, her fingers forming triangle shapes with Jutta’s beneath the cover, breaking and reforming them again in unseen silence. A game without a word between them, a twinned tickle above John’s steady heart.”
― A. N. Onatopp

“Do you want to know something shocking?
I love your sister!”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“But I am not opposed to a hate fuck. It’s the only affection you’ll ever get out of me. Because I fucking hate you, Isla Morris. Remember that.”
― Holly Guy, Please, don't make me kill him

“Cassian strutted in at last, greeting Mor with a chipper, 'You look terrible- Helion keep you up all night?'

She threw her spoon at him. Then her porridge.

Cassian caught the first and shielded against the other, his Siphon blazing like an awakening ember. Porridge slid to the floor.

'Helion wanted you to join,' she mildly replied, refilling her tea. 'Quite badly.'

'Maybe next time,' Cassian said.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Wings and Ruin

“The three of us," Sean murmured.”
― Melanie Hitchens, Handled: At The Night Club Series: Book 2