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Stupidest, most Hilarious Pick Up Lines Ever!
Here are some funny/stupid ones:
Did it hurt? (did what hurt) When you fell from heaven?
Do you have a map? 'Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
I must be a snowflake, 'cause I've fallen for you!
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you've been running through my mind all night
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel
Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out.
I'm a thief, and I'm hre to steal your heart.
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
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Did it hurt? (did what hurt) When you fell from heaven?
Do you have a map? 'Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
I must be a snowflake, 'cause I've fallen for you!
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you've been running through my mind all night
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel
Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out.
I'm a thief, and I'm hre to steal your heart.
I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
:P
"Did you just fart? 'Cause your blowing me away.""Are you from Tennesse?((How ever its spelled, cant remem. right now XD)) Because your the only Ten I See!"
I'm trying to rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together.
XD XD XD These are all so fudging hilarious.
Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies. XD
Damieka Valdez ~*Maried to Leo Valdez*~ wrote: "You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies. XD"I like that one! XD
♥Anne♥ wrote: "Here are some funny/stupid ones:Did it hurt? (did what hurt) When you fell from heaven?
Do you have a map? 'Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
I must be a snowflake, 'cause I've fallen for yo..."
I just saw a picture with the caption of the library book line xD
Mel wrote: "Damieka Valdez ~*Maried to Leo Valdez*~ wrote: "You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies. XD"I like that one! XD"
Haha! Me too. I read it in a book once I think lol
Search "Daily Odd Compliment" on Google Images and you'll find a lot of these XD
Omg, just searched it; some of them are really cute ;)
Are you from Tennesse? Because your're the only 10-I-see!
Urg. My stomach hurts from laughing.I thought "Undress to impress" from Finale (Becca Fitzpatrick) was the funniest ending for a book I have ever read
These are so funny!! XD Your name must be Mickey because your so fine!
Boy: Is your name Google?
Girl: NO!! Why?
Boy: Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
I like your last name. Can I have it?
Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
For Harry Potter fans: Are you a dementor, 'cause you take my breath away.
I will be volunteer as tribute for you ;)
Alyssa wrote: "For Harry Potter fans: Are you a dementor, 'cause you take my breath away."Dementors make you cold, and want to steal your soul, but if someone wants to pick me up by using a reference to one of my most favourite things on earth, i'm fine with that. even if they are wrong!
*Gloria* ~In The Clouds~ wrote: ""Did you just fart? 'Cause your blowing me away.""Are you from Tennesse?((How ever its spelled, cant remem. right now XD)) Because your the only Ten I See!""
I laughed so hard at the first one! who would say that? XDD
Hi, my name is *blank*, but u can call me tonight. :D
If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?If we had a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together.
Your eyes are blue like the ocean, and I'm lost at sea.
If I looked into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seenDid you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Do people even use pick up lines??
JustCallMeJade=) wrote:
Do people even use pick up lines??"
Lol my friend got a text from this guy who likes her that said, "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see." So yeah, I guess they do, although its kind of rare :P
Do people even use pick up lines??"
Lol my friend got a text from this guy who likes her that said, "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see." So yeah, I guess they do, although its kind of rare :P
do you have a band-aid? coz I scraped my knee falling for you!Are you a terrorist? coz' you're da bomb!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together! (oh don't worry, N and O are already!)
my friends and I were talking about these on camp so thanks to you guys I had a few to add to their list. these are their best ones!! THANKS!!
So do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?
Dauntless wrote: "So do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?"I like that one!! :D
I can't remember where I heard that but I thought it was funny ;)
if i had a penny for as much times i say a girl as beautful as you i would be as poor as a church mouse
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print!On a scale of 1-10, ur a 9 and im the only 1 u need
Something's wrong with my cell phone...your number's not in it.
Are you a camera? Because you make me smile.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
My ultimate favorite is, " Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See"
Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give you a minute to catch your breath!
I came up with one...well..sort of.I don't need twitter, I'm already following you.
Dauntless wrote: "I came up with one...well..sort of.I don't need twitter, I'm already following you."
haha i like that!
Dauntless wrote: "Laurenj426 those last two are absolutely disgusting! If a guy said that to me I'd put him in the hospital."those are the "clean" ones
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
"Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is out of this world."
“Somebody call the cops, because its got to be illegal to look that good!”
The latest craze of pickup lines in meh class: my love for you is like diarrhea, i cant hold it in.Talk about disgusting and corny!
“There is something wrong with my cellphone, it doesn’t have your number in it!”
Omg I have a bunch of nerdy ones, and if a guy used a pickup line on me that wasn't gross I would probably swoon. Pickup lines are so witty, and it takes confidence to say them. Ok.
Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!
If you were a sheep I would clone you.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
Walk by a girl or guy and say,"Are you looking at me?" If s/he says no then say "dang"
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!
If you were a sheep I would clone you.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
Walk by a girl or guy and say,"Are you looking at me?" If s/he says no then say "dang"
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
"I am not a photographer, but i can picture us together."
So basically, just write the worst/most hilarious/stupidest pick-up lines ever.