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Feb 08, 2013 09:39AM

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After that the pump is primed.

ARC...stands for Advance Readers Copy, if anyone does not know...
Just a suggestion...give copies to reader who are not also authors. To the average reader, it means a bit more than one author giving another author a review. Unless of course, you are GRR Martin reviewing Bernard Cornwell's latest work...


*laughs to self*
Looks lke we will agree to disagree.

There exceptions such as when an author has a well established blog, with a well established review history, then readers who follow that blog are going to give that review some serious credit...

1. Does the book sound interesting. Title draws attention and the brief description informs you that it is a book you're interested in.
2. How many stars have other readers given the book
3. How many readers have reviewed the book.
As far as professional reviewers thoughts on the book - worth a look but unless one is an avid reader, chances are they haven't a clue as to the caliber of the reviewer. However, if the reviewer posts his or her reviews in media that is widely viewed, then it doesn't add credibility to their review - but it sure can stimulate sales! Take Opera's pick - get recommended there and take it to the bank.

If that doesn't work, offer your book free to your blog followers in exchange for a review. Maybe offer a signed copy the best reviewer (good or bad).

Man you got my mind going! I could send out a tweet that the world can download my book for free for the next 60 minutes. Create a U-Tube video of 59 people chasing me to get a free book. God - this could have endless possibilities! I'm only limited by how much low self-esteem I can take.

Frederick, run a Goodreads giveaway. After I did that,I had reviewers contacting me to ask if they could review my book.

I did that when I first released my book - I was unaware of the importance of giving away several books so I just offered four. I had over 800 applying for the four so now I know I should have given away at least one-hundred. I didn't have the book e-book ready or I could have gone that route. I'm not sure if an author can run a second giveaway or not. I'm trying to promote it through my blog sites by offering a free download for the first 1,000 readers for a review. We'll see how well that goes. Thanks for the help.

The security officer pulled a taser and ran toward the "Fantasy" section. By then, I was crouching out of sight in "Computers", watching the pursuit through a peep-hole over the top of a line of "Troubleshooting Unix" books. He rounded the end of the shelf and I took off towards "Travel". I briefly eluded capture in Moldavia, where I scooped up a small book, "O'Neal's Customs and History of Eastern Carpathia". Leaping the guard rail, I blended in with the rabble drinking $6 cups of coffee and pretended to read my book. My pursuer gave up, but took the copy of my book that the girl dropped and handed it to a couple of cops in a patrol car. "Damn," I muttered. What had I been thinking when I published under my real name? Now I couldn't go home. Even worse, according to O'Neal's, the girl in the black wedding dress was courting publicly for a spouse, and was a guy.

I like the youtube video idea...
Sorry Frederick for getting a little silly. With the flood of writers, getting reviews is getting more and more difficult.
Have you tried librarything.com? You can offer copies of your ebook in exchange for a review. From what I've heard and seen, the success rate is about 10%.

Jon,
I don't know how that minor but very important detail slipped my mind. You should see all of the hate mail I've been getting. Hundreds of others who went to the wrong shelf. Some are threatening lawsuits. I hope you weren't trampled.
A few were captured and sitting in the back of the same patrol car with the cops who had your book. They heard one of the cops saying he knows the author, knows exactly which shelves you frequent. Lay low, maybe try another genre and pen name for a while.
All I can say is that I'm terribly, terribly sorry.

In order to take it over I had to rat out the previous panhandler. I told them he was using false advertising by telling total strangers that he was out of work. And he looked the part, old clothes and a beat-up briefcase. But I knew who he really was - my publisher. God, the guy was worth millions, at least 100,000 of it was mine!
Guilt of what I had done passed quickly as I cursed at the cold and damp February day in Chicago. Perhaps my Jimmy Buffet shirt and Bob Marley shorts were not enough to keep me warm. As hypothermia started to set in, I had a decision to make - use the books to start a fire or stuff them under my shirt in the location of the Caribbean blue water and a shore lined with palm trees. Tough decisions!
With only a couple of books left they wouldn't offer much warmth either way. Then two guys wearing ripped down coats approached me, "Hey are you the book guy? Wearing a short sleeve shirt and shorts while holding books in my frostbitten hands, I thought to myself, "Is this a trick question?" The question was answered when I stared into the crossed eyes of the toothless man in front of me. In a quivering voice that barely uttered a word before I was suckered punched.
The second guy punched me and as I hit the cold asphalt all I could see were feathers floating down like snow flakes. They flowed from a rip in the down coat.
As I laid on the freezing ground, my knees were turning blue. They grabbed my books and ran off, leaving me book-less. Then the thought came to me, "Hey, I just got rid of my remaining books!"
With the warmth of happiness I walked towards home wondering, "Could I count them as readers and would they give me a decent review?"

Love it! :)

1. This piece is an object lesson on the wisdom of always traveling with a cross-eyed hobo sidekick if you're expecting to start a fight.
2. No, it's a parable about 1-star reviews.
3. If you're laying on the ground, how do you know what color your knees are?
4. (wife interjects) Dressed as you were in Buffett/Marley regalia, why didn't you simply retire to a convenient public house and give away your books to the clientelle? At the very least, you would have treated to a free margarita.

*makes the sign of the cross and kisses him on the cheek*
I thought you were dead! The police had a copy of your book and I just assumed your wife.....
*smiles*
Well, at least you're okay.

Yeah, she took a shot at me once, but I held up a copy of "Abigail Dare" (nothing can get through the first four chapters).
Jon
Author Behaving Badly


I'm glad you wrote it then. It is multipurpose and I can relate to your wife. Sometimes, I feel like taking a shot at my significant other. OTHER being the operative word here.
Frederick, that is a lot of books! Sounds expensive!


kidding aside, this is hilarious!!


kidding aside, this is hilarious!!"
Thank you but no it is not part of my book. I was playing off of Omar's comments. At times I think it would be fun to write a comedy. Most of the time I'm too serious and should let my child out.
The book is about my grandfather and WWI - if you still want to take a look it would please me.

Yeah, she took a shot at me once, but I held up a copy of "Abigail Dare" (nothing can get through the first four chapters).
Jon
Author Behaving Badly"
Hey, speaking of Abigail Dare, I own that book, but I've been holding off on reading it till the final final version is published. It looks interesting and I've been looking forward to it. Should I buy the book that's on Amazon now, or should I wait?

Jon

Perhaps I should file for the rights of a new reality show - "Fish Bait" where authors a placed in a room and with quick whit and sharp tongues they cut each other up. The looser isn't kicked off the island, they're feed to the sharks.
However, everyone is playing nice so the show might be altered to "Author's Island". where five authors go on a three hour tour and become marooned on an island. They have to work together to create an ending of how they escape. The show could last several seasons! Any suggestions on who the authors should be?


Don't forget the evil villains, who come and go, but try to make sure you never get off the island.

Don't forget the evil villa..."
I can picture some of the reviewers playing the part of the evil critic, who find flaws in each of the endings.

Skipper:...TBD
Gilligan:...Jon (under protest)
Professor:...TBD
Thurston Howell III: TBD
Lovey Howell: TBD
Ginger: Hannah
and Mary Ann: TBD





I'll be careful and make sure I follow orders.....Not!

I'd watch my pen if I was you. Remember, not all of those scumbag attorneys are in jail. Quite a few are deep in the water, waiting for a juicy author to fall in.

The goodreads giveaway program is intended to be the only official signup to review part of goodreads as others have mentioned. But it seriously does not require a winner to review or to review within a certain time frame. It does get your book noticed.
You can search the groups out under "groups" menu by searching for a specific genre.
But, you can also go to bottom of books in your genre or books that you feel if-you-like-this-you-will-like-my-book is accurate to see if there are any groups discussing.
Caution: every group has rules for how authors can participate or promote (probably a warning then moderators just kick you out but everything in groups fairly public so potential reviewers might see).
Shelve your own books on custom shelves as appropriate (think genres, popular shelves, amazon type of tags for shelf names) so that potential reviewers browsing popular shelves and genres might stumble on yours. (Nasty circular logic with that because it's still a case of all that exploring showing books with the most ratings first so that until your book gets some shelving/reviewing/rating activity it's not easily showing to potential reviewers— — but it's free to shelve as you wish, doesn't SPAM or annoy anyone, violate any site policies, and is how other books have that "Genres" or "Popular Shelves" list on the right side when viewing the book page.)
Not sure if mentioned specifically in previous posts here but "Making Connections" is a group garnering reviewers for you as is the Read It and Reap program in the Shut Up and Read group.

kidding aside, this is hilarious!!"
Thank you but no it is not part of my book. I was playing off of Omar's comments..."
Sure, I've like to read it. Would be a nice change from the romance. Uh oh, should I say this on this of all days!!! Valentines! Cupid's going to shoot my eye out. No wait...that was the Red Rider BB Gun.

So you don't like my pen do you? Well, would you like the taste of my blade, its a Gensu that can slice and dice a tomato after three hours of sward fighting.
OK Skipper, I've said my piece and will obey orders - that is while we're at sea. By the way, where are my comrades? Those scallywags haven't said a word in my defense.