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Mar 05, 2014 11:52AM
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that was random so yep that's what I felt like saying
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Emmaly wrote: "We'll u better stop because this is a free country"Exactly!! *cheeseburger*
A cherry opalescent Popsicle who burps every six seconds called Lulu likes to go skydiving in a lake while wearing a holographic poncho that vibrates the duct tape goggles on her head so that they rattle and hiccup afterwards at a frequency of 119 hZWhenever it rains in Swaziland, mosaic peaches named Ethel and Bethel juggle speckled snow shoes with opalescent stripes next to a kaleidoscopic flamingo called Mopey who hops on his beak 11 times to soap opera music sung by a holographic glove in the key of C Minor.
the bearded octopus jumped off a hole after scuba diving with a mosaic umbrella who is afraid of water and has a fetish for hair brushes that glow in the dark. My belly button can do the splits, and I have a double jointed eyeball that sniffs glue. Right now I am wearing tropical ice skates along with a name brand poncho made out of duct tape,velvet framed goggles made with diffraction grating film lens, a transparent kilt, and a florescent diaper around my head that blinks and meows whenever a cow moos. I don't understand why nobody wants to buy a vibrating tripod or go suntanning inside of a cave. My funny bone is a comedian and my ear drum plays the percussion in a band. My ear lobe wears a bath robe and I use my ear wax to make candles. Ich spiele die Geige.
Ha he ho ha! I've been planet napped. Iridescent porcupines shave their backs with kaleidoscopic razors whenever a glow in the dark snowman named Theodore pokes their butts with a plastic stick. A giant suction cup humps a magnetic crutch that turns invisible whenever it picks up a radio signal at a frequency of 528 hZ. I draw smiley faces with grasshopper spit! Do you happen to know if cubicles square dance because my holographic fish seems to have 2 left fins and a pretzel writes with a low darker instead of a high lighter in a perpendicular universe that is the mirror of a mirror of a mirror image going upwards and inwards ten times +2 degrees W for every time. Do you ever look through kaleidoscopic prisms while wearing diffraction grating film glasses and look at electroplasma lamps next to holographic sheets that are reflected off of mirrors reflected off of mirrors? I also noticed that b is the horizontal mirror image of d and that p is the vertical mirror image of b....so p and d are diagonal mirror images.
dogs bark remarks and birds speak with their beaks. How come geese honk but don't have horns? Somewhere in another universe, there are inices instead of offices, light rooms instead of dark rooms to develop film, tipments instead of basements, and dying rooms instead of living rooms.
I tried to write with my foot so that I could make a foot note. If I were to print my name with my foot, would that count as being a foot print? I ate may fly wings so I could fly! Why aren't there igloos in the Bahamas? I tried to tie my shoes with my mouth and got tongue tied. I wear blush on my butt so that I have rosy cheeks. I draw smiley faces with grasshopper spit! Help, I get butterflies in my stomach but can never shit butterflies out. Am I constipated with cocoons or something? I think fasting would benefit anorexic people.My hypothesis is that the inch worm, centipede, and millipede created the ruler. I call bathrooms urination station that are sometimes constipation stations and monthly menstruation stations if you have 2 X chromosomes on planet earth. polka dotted polka dots and whirlahoops of being psycoocoo and coocoonutso. There is an opposite universe someh where that sings the song Mellow Blue and people feel yellow when they are depressed and get magenta with envy or cyan when angry. I take the biggest dumps for anybody in my weight category.
In the case of tar and feathering , I'm not sure who I should feel most sorry for, the human being tarred and feathered or the bird being plucked bald? :S
Here's a Halloween Joke (or Valentine's joke if your date turns out to be a nightmare before Valentines Day):
Joke: Why do witches love brooms?
Answer: Because brooms sweep them off their feet....
(That explains a lot for witches sticking brooms in between their legs all the time) "Cackle cackle"
Thinking about the movie "As good as it gets", I can't help but wonder why some people who have OCD can't step on a crack when walking but are able to sit on their butt cracks without a problem?
If someone is a butthead, would they fart and burp simulataneously? If a jellyfish eats jelly, does that make them a cannibal? I work at an OPINIONary instead of a FACTory. Cheese turds and ass cheek dumpling soup.
Dogs bark the skins of trees...Do sword fish take fencing classes? I imagine that a school of fish probably take a lot of swimming lessons
I think pockets are the best thing since sliced bread... although diced bread might look kinda cool....however, now that I think about it, if I ever got the chance to meet Edward Scissors Hands and convince him to make sculptured bread with his artistic cutting talents or even statue bread, that would be cool too. I'm surprised that geometric bread hasn't been done for teaching kids shapes like star shaped bread or bread slices that are cut in alphabet letters or number shapes...hehe. oh but that's probably going a bit over board...esp if I were to ask about having mood bread that changes colors when toasted like the mood rings we used to have or glow in the dark bread. tee hee....I wonder if that makes glow in the dark poop! smoop!
somewhere out there is a world in a parralel universe where black and white is the equal and opposite to how we see black and white in our world. A world where eyes can see better in the dark rather than when it's bright. Shadows are shades of white rather than black, and you can't see anything other than white when it is pitch bright in the middle of the night white until it turns into dark day again. As bright night turns into day dark, the colors that are hard to see in our world can be easily seen in their world in contrast to the black sky. Instead of white paper with black ink, they use black paper with white ink. Often we will choose red or dark blue as colors for writing words, and many find it hard to read words written in bright yellow or orange. In contrast, they find it difficult to read words written in dark blue, red, or indigo and prefer to use neon yellow and orange but most often will use white when writing/ reading words. Instead of a flash light, they shine a flashdark on the subject matter in order to see more clearly during the night or when reading a book under the bed covers late at night. They use lowdarkers instead of highlighters to lowdark words when taking notes in class. ....somewhere out there, bright is dark, and dark is bright. Perhaps it doesn't physically exist, but at least it exists in thought....
My left thumb that wears vanilla scented perfume says thank you. What do your fingers smell like? I have a weakness for fingers that smell like chocolate chip cookies....that's why I'm dating Cookie Monster.
By chance, you wouldn't happen to be the holographic marshmallow that glows in the dark? If so, I'm your long lost cousin Mopey!!! The alien disguised as a iridescent bike that honks in the key of C Minor whenever someone rides me backwards up a hill at 88 mph....Remember me?
Purple monkeys with soap coming out of their ears who like to eat coconuts under pine trees at dawn with their dolphin friends.
If someone in a wheelchair participates in a cakewalk, would it still be called a cakewalk?
The only thing that could have been in this case is not to mention that it would mean the world is not an option for you guys have a good time with a you a dolphin
The best way to deal with perverts is to brainwash them; that way they won't have a dirty mind
