All About Books discussion

Well the season of laughter and goodwill is just around the corner and I went and bought some crackers last week. This got me thinking,... Will the jokes be any good?

How about an alphabetised joke game

Post jokes in alphabetical order of topic. This might make it easier for joke duffers like me to remember them .

To start us off here is my first joke

A - anaconda

What do you get if you cross an anaconda with a glow worm?


A thirty foot strip light!

Thanks to Great Puffin Joke Directory for that oldie.

That's quite a good cracker joke Tweedledum.

B - bakery

Who hides miniature cameras in the bakery?

A mince spy.

Diane S ☔ wrote: "Why don't turkeys like to do math? because when you add 5 plus three, you get 8.
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Great joke, but can we save it for T - turkeys or M- maths?

C Circles

Q: What’s large and gray and goes around and around in circles?
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A: An elephant stuck in a revolving door.

Ha ha!

D Dalmation

What does a Dalmation say when he's scratching an itch?







Ahh that's the spot!

E. Elephant
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?


An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/e...

F - Frog (not sure of the original source, but it was in a church e-newsletter)


A man is walking through the woods just to get some air and stops to rest when he hears a little voice say, "hey! Hey! Down here!" He sees a little frog on the log next to him. He picks it up to get a closer look and the frog says, " I am really a gorgeous woman, kiss me and I will fulfill your wildest desires." The man shrugs and carefully puts the frog in his jacket pocket. The frog says louder, "didn't you hear me? I was a real knockout! Kiss me and I will give you the best sex you've ever had. What's the matter with you?" The man replies, "Listen, I'm 47 years old, at my age it's much more exciting to have a talking frog."

I love it!