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Nov 10, 2014 03:35AM
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As a vegetarian, Leo never understood why humans often passed out in fright whenever he happened upon them.
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You have to ask?
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"I'm telling you, I saw a spider. Look! There is it! Now, kill it!"
"And this is how I put my back out, lifting without bending my knees...""..."
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"You've done it again, haven't you?"
"Yep."
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Melki wrote: "Even the sight of Gertrude's bare breasts could not help Winston with his erection."Bravo! I'm not even going to try to top that. ROFL
"Well stone me," Agnes said, "I thought you said you had wood."(Melki started the rude ones so don't blame me)
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(Melki started the rude ones so don't blame me)"
I beg your pardon! My comment is perfectly innocent!
He is definitely erecting something.
Melki wrote: "Even the sight of Gertrude's bare breasts could not help Winston with his erection."Well, of course not! While Winston is trying to concentrate on assembling his sacred edifice, Gertrude is complaining once again about Winston's tracking mud all over the floor. You try erecting a temple to Amor when your wife is carping about your bloody muddy feet.
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The ancient Romans had mobile phones too - they just hadn't mastered the art of making them small enough to fit in a pocket.
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"No, no! Look! That damn nutcracker idea is just turning the walnuts to dust!"……groan.
And once again Kim Kardashian's vast talent was on display...
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"Toast! Let's drink to buttons and zippers, roll the old guy and go get another bottle!"
I saved money on clothes so we could get more wine!
Charlie Chapman's first date. It didn't go well, as they didn't have anything to talk about.
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I bet you could cut down on the hero factor in a place like this.
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Rebecca wrote: "Really dear? Our 40th anniversary and this is the best you can do?"Hubbie's reply:
"Hey, a jug Morgan David wine, a loaf of gluten-free bread, and thou in the best strip club in town, not to mention the complimentary lap dance. What can I say? I'm a romantic."
"Went and got my hair done for a hot dog, a cheap merlot, and a guy already half under the table!"
Hercule Poirot deduced that Ginger Spice had let herself go.
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Ding-ding-ding!
That's my favorite so far.
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Thanks, Rebecca! The Goodreads message imps must have thought I was doubly impressed.
A lack of thumbs is never an excuse for abstaining from vice.
I hate Raj's theme parties, it took me forever to find this costume.
It turned out that Mr. Boodles wasn't the only thing at the Kennel Club that had been fixed.
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My favorite!
Here, Senator Roark, have this ace. We can't have Johnny winning again.
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