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message 1: by Bobbie (last edited Dec 17, 2009 06:41PM) (new)
Dec 17, 2009 06:38PM

Bobbie (zoningout) post your jokes, I'm in a mood to laugh


message 2: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 17, 2009 06:39PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
- -


message 3: by Bobbie (new)
Dec 17, 2009 06:40PM

Bobbie (zoningout) have any jokes?


message 4: by Bobbie (new)
Dec 17, 2009 06:43PM

Bobbie (zoningout) knock knock


message 5: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 17, 2009 06:45PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
Who's there


message 6: by Bobbie (new)
Dec 17, 2009 06:46PM

Bobbie (zoningout) spell


message 7: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 17, 2009 06:49PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
Spell who


message 8: by Bobbie (new)
Dec 17, 2009 06:52PM

Bobbie (zoningout) w-h-o


message 9: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 17, 2009 06:54PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
Lol


message 10: by Bobbie (last edited Dec 17, 2009 07:05PM) (new)
Dec 17, 2009 06:56PM

Bobbie (zoningout) doris

doris who?

door is locked that's why i had to knock!


message 11: by Morgan, *laughs* (new)
Dec 19, 2009 06:15PM

Morgan (cheshire) | 16488 comments Mod
I have one! Why did the chicken cross the road? (Trust me.)


message 12: by Bobbie (new)
Dec 19, 2009 06:16PM

Bobbie (zoningout) lol, okay why?


message 13: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 19, 2009 06:16PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
lol idk


message 14: by Morgan, *laughs* (new)
Dec 19, 2009 06:19PM

Morgan (cheshire) | 16488 comments Mod
To get to your house.

Knock Knock


message 15: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 19, 2009 06:20PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
whos there


message 16: by Bobbie (new)
Dec 19, 2009 06:20PM

Bobbie (zoningout) lol,

who there?


message 17: by Morgan, *laughs* (new)
Dec 19, 2009 06:21PM

Morgan (cheshire) | 16488 comments Mod
A chicken


message 18: by Bobbie (new)
Dec 19, 2009 06:23PM

Bobbie (zoningout) XD


message 19: by Morgan, *laughs* (new)
Dec 19, 2009 06:37PM

Morgan (cheshire) | 16488 comments Mod
No, that's the punchline, lol.


message 20: by Bobbie (new)
Dec 19, 2009 06:38PM

Bobbie (zoningout) ik, but i don't think manuela does. lol


message 21: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 19, 2009 07:29PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
huh?


message 22: by Xerxes Break(Vivian Ephona), ephonajizabel.tumblr.com (new)
Dec 19, 2009 08:41PM

Xerxes Break(Vivian Ephona) (ephona) | 59985 comments Mod
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder and got a little bit behind in his work?


message 23: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 19, 2009 08:42PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
no


message 24: by Xerxes Break(Vivian Ephona), ephonajizabel.tumblr.com (new)
Dec 19, 2009 08:43PM

Xerxes Break(Vivian Ephona) (ephona) | 59985 comments Mod
Read over that one carefully...it's a one-liner joke


message 25: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 19, 2009 08:51PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
lol
i read it like 10 times
T.T dont get it


message 26: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 19, 2009 09:33PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
XD


message 27: by Snow, Too much to do and no time to do it. :/ (new)
Dec 20, 2009 05:43AM

Snow (kdskid007) | 40908 comments Mod
oh man ren, i get it. *dies laughing* that is AWESOME ^^


message 28: by Zerogara (new)
Dec 20, 2009 07:31AM

Zerogara Reshaaz | 85 comments I got one, but it's sorta long....

There's a guy who cames into a town, and he wants to buy a horse. He sees a preacher on the side of the road selling a beautiful black stallion, so he buys the horse and gets on, yelling "Giddyup!" But the horse remains completely motionless. Then the preacher tells him, "It is a very well trained horse. It will only go if you say 'Praise the Lord' and it will only stop if you say 'Amen'" So the man says "Praise the Lord!" And soon he and his horse are galloping across the country-side. Soon enough, they some to a cliff and the man can't remember how to stop the horse. Suddenly he remembers and shouts: "Amen!" The horse stops and they're right at the edge of the cliff. The man raises his arms to the sky and yells gratefully, "Praise the Lord!"


message 29: by Snow, Too much to do and no time to do it. :/ (new)
Dec 20, 2009 07:34AM

Snow (kdskid007) | 40908 comments Mod
lol, thats a great one zero


message 30: by Bobbie (new)
Dec 20, 2009 08:21AM

Bobbie (zoningout) lol, off the cliff he goes!


message 31: by Zerogara (new)
Dec 20, 2009 08:37AM

Zerogara Reshaaz | 85 comments XD I got it a school.


message 32: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 20, 2009 12:07PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
XD
wow that a good one


message 33: by Xerxes Break(Vivian Ephona), ephonajizabel.tumblr.com (new)
Dec 20, 2009 07:45PM

Xerxes Break(Vivian Ephona) (ephona) | 59985 comments Mod
lol XD

Okay so two men walked into a bar. You think they would have ducked.


message 34: by Zerogara (new)
Dec 20, 2009 08:10PM

Zerogara Reshaaz | 85 comments lol good one


message 35: by Snow, Too much to do and no time to do it. :/ (new)
Dec 20, 2009 11:58PM

Snow (kdskid007) | 40908 comments Mod
lol ren, thats awesome


message 36: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 21, 2009 02:01PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
why am I always the slow one
:(
i dont get it


message 37: by Bobbie (new)
Dec 21, 2009 02:02PM

Bobbie (zoningout) *read three times over* me either!


message 38: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 21, 2009 02:05PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
WAAHHHH!!!!!!
:'(


message 39: by Warren Michael (new)
Dec 21, 2009 04:26PM

Warren Michael (kagenokaneshiro) | 4382 comments Mod
there's a bar at the top of a tower. A man walks in and says "I'll have whatever he's having." The man who's already in the bar jumps out the window, and after a few seconds, flies back in the window. The man who just walked in asks "How did you do that?"
The man who jumped replied, "The bubbles in the drink make you fly back up." The man who walked in jumps, and dies fallin gto the bottom. The bartender nodds and says "Superman, you can be a jerk when you're drunk."


message 40: by Warren Michael (new)
Dec 21, 2009 04:27PM

Warren Michael (kagenokaneshiro) | 4382 comments Mod
What's the difference between a Cadillac escalade and a golf ball?
Tiger woods drove a golf ball 400 yards.


message 41: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 21, 2009 04:28PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
XD oh wow


message 42: by Warren Michael (new)
Dec 21, 2009 04:28PM

Warren Michael (kagenokaneshiro) | 4382 comments Mod
Did you hear about the blind man? He walked into a hardware store, and picked up a hammer and saw.

What did the acorn say when he grew up? Geometry! (gee, ah'm a tree)


message 43: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 21, 2009 04:37PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
XD


message 44: by Xerxes Break(Vivian Ephona), ephonajizabel.tumblr.com (new)
Dec 21, 2009 07:50PM

Xerxes Break(Vivian Ephona) (ephona) | 59985 comments Mod
Chaotic Insanity(aka Manuela) wrote: "WAAHHHH!!!!!!
:'("
------------
okay read it carefully and think outside the box
Clue: Not that kind of bar...


message 45: by Xerxes Break(Vivian Ephona), ephonajizabel.tumblr.com (new)
Dec 21, 2009 07:51PM

Xerxes Break(Vivian Ephona) (ephona) | 59985 comments Mod
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


message 46: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 21, 2009 07:59PM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
Man I'm slow
:(
I still don't get it
sorry


message 47: by Snow, Too much to do and no time to do it. :/ (new)
Dec 21, 2009 10:16PM

Snow (kdskid007) | 40908 comments Mod
lol ren, humanitarians are cannibals through and through XD


message 48: by Bobbie (new)
Dec 22, 2009 03:04AM

Bobbie (zoningout) *walking and walking* "ahhhh!" a (steel) bar hanging from the sealing. Bamm! anoher man walkes bye bammm!
duck stupid!


message 49: by Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave), Procrastination is a virtue (new)
Dec 22, 2009 03:53AM

Insanity's Master(aka Chaotic Slave) (insanechaos) | 11910 comments Mod
OHHHH
XD
now I get ut
man I'm slow
XD


message 50: by Bobbie (new)
Dec 22, 2009 03:55AM

Bobbie (zoningout) ha, it's so funny good one ren.


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