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Fortunately, I believe I know which one person in which you are referring to is. Thanks.

Unfortunately, I did start to write this book but my paper had no lines on it and after the first sentence it all began to go southwards.

Fortunately, with some brain storming the story began to take form.

Unfortunately, after many months of placing messages in bottles and hoping the brainstorming team would come across the bottles, 1 bottle was found but not forwarded and a vital piece of the story went missing.

Unfortunately, the hit man went blind from the mutant pinkeye, so he wasn't much use to Kimberly.

Kimberly wrote: "Fortunately there was another woman who looked just like Kimberly and was a billionaire so Kimberly acted like she was the Billionaire Kimberly."

Unfortunately, the real Billionaire Kimberly had a truly bratty daughter...

Unfortunately for fake Kimberley, billionaire Kimberley had made her money from dodgy deals and still had connections to some very bad people.

Michael wrote: "Unfortunately for fake Kimberley, billionaire Kimberley had made her money from dodgy deals and still had connections to some very bad people."

Fortunately, fake Kimberly figured out that one of these very bad people was secretly in love with real Kimberly.

Fortunately, after sitting down and discussing their problems in an adulty sort of way, both the real Kimberley and the fake Kimberly resolved their differences and they lived happily ever after...with no hit men chasing them.

Darth Squirrel ran like the wind to the treasure trove and clasped the gold coins in his hands. Unfortunately, the coins were filled with milk chocolate.

Fortunately, Darth Squirrel was either a human or a squirrel that was born with hands.

Unfortunately, the police had set her up when she met with the hit man and she was arrested.

Fortunately, the hit man was none other than Darth Squirrel. He was a rubbish hit man what with his jelly hands, so it is definitely for the best that both were jailed before hilarity of fatal proportions ensued.

Unfortunately, they escaped (because evil villains almost always escape from prison).

Fortunately, the feds had just recently finished reading a riveting series of true crime novels and knew that villains always escape and tagged them with GPS trackers embedded in their heads. Soon they are hot on the trail.

Fortunately the Feds had just happened to buy some ice cream on the way and were able to enjoy it with the jelly.

Fortunately the villain was struck by lightning, but lived, and therefore, vowed never to be a villain again.

Fortunately, at that precise moment...the aliens returned in their new UFO that had a carbonite fiberous covering and the cosmic matter ray sucked up all the metallic items heading for our lightning struck villian/hero.

Unfortunately, they also sucked up our villain/hero (antihero?) in the process.

Unfortunately, he was a lumberjack, and Monty Python wrote a skit about him.

Fortunately, the hero had a great sense of humour and was able to accept his good-natured humiliation with good grace.

Unfortunately, he laughed so much his head fell off.

Fortunately, he rose to fame as the Headless Man of Steel and Iron.

Unfortunately, he got into a legal battle with Iron Man over copyright infringement.

Fortunately, Iron Man's suit gained sentience, and Iron Man missed the court date due to fighting against his own suit.

Unfortunately, the Headless Man of Steel and Iron fell off a cliff and found out his cape of steel was not very helpful for flying.

Unfortunately, the judge sentenced him to 2years hard labour at Clown Scool, for gross misjustice of humour.

Fortunately, he was such a hit at Clown School that he got released early for good behavior.

Unfortunately, after being offered a job in the worlds most famous circus, he became a star and hero to millions of young and old. He had advisors and lots of new "friends" that began to take advantage of his welcoming nature. He started to spiral into a world not of his making, involved in the party scene, substituting the wholesome ideals that he had grown up with, with one night stands, drugs and general unhealthy habits. He lost connections with friends from his past. Eventually one night he was found in the arms of the Lion Tamers fiance. He was taken to the Lions cage and while he was made to place his head in the Lions mouth, purely to scare our hero back into some sense of reality, the lion bit down, severing the clowns head completely from his neck.

Fortunately, not only having learned a lesson by this, our hero was supernaturally transformed into the headless hero. He scared quite a few people silly.

Unfortunately, he developed a rather nasty rash on his neck where his head once was. It started as a small lump, which he itched constantly. Scabs developed and a pus filled sac started protruding. As it grew, a tuft of red curly hair started growing, giving him a rather comical look, like one would imagine cousin IT as an infant. As this protruberence grew larger, sallow black holes, where you would normally find eye sockets, had sunk into the nub. Looking into this monstrosity, one could feel their soul, misting silently, leaving their body, drawn to the darkness in those sockets. A moan of esctasy escaped the half formed lips beginning to develop.

Unfortunately, this beast captured quite a few souls and things began to look very scary as more and more souls were consumed. When will it stop? Oh, am I playing the wrong game? Answer a question with a question? My brain must have gone to sleep.

Fortunately, after devouring its last soul, whos brain was frizzled,addled,confused,a new game called "Unfortunately, we answer a question with an answer" was created.

Fortunately, the Answer Man showed up, relieving all their unanswered questions and reason was restored.

Unfortunately someone asked "Who is the most famous person in the world" and the debate raged on...and on...and on.

Fortunately while all this debating went on someone with some sense decided to discuss a new topic.

Unfortunately, the new topic of discussion was the price of snow cones in the Arctic.

Fortunately, the Yeti showed up and gave everyone free Himalayan snow cones (which, as we know, are far superior to Arctic ones)

Unfortunately, the sun came out, it got really hot, and all the snow cones melted.

Fortunately the melted snow cones melted into a hollow and everyone, including the Yeti, went swimming.

Unfortunately, some of them couldn't swim, and no one was a lifeguard.

Fortunately the Yeti was quite blubbery and he floated. Those that couldn't swim climbed onto his buoyant, furry body.

Unfortunately when the Yeti had finished swimming, he tried to comb his hair straight but found that he has clumps of little people matted into his fur.

Fortunately, the little people had combs of their own, and used them upon freeing themselves, before climbing ashore.

Unfortunately, after crawling up the muddy banks and taking refuge from the heat of the day under the eucalyptus trees, they were preyed upon by the dreaded....drum roll....DROP BEARS.

Fortunately, the drop bears turned out to be koalas, and the little people put on their koala faces. 8-)

Unfortunately, the koalas were not impressed and spat their eucalyptus at them.

Fortunately, I got to publish the next book of my series. :-) Yippee!!!!

Unfortunately I am going to break the chain of Fortunately/Unfortunately and say Congratulations. Oh wait a minute...I kept the chain going...yippee

Fortunately, many will like Santa Claus bringing them books for Christmas.