Horror Aficionados discussion

LOL. Stephanie is great at this game.

Spiced rump in oven
What shall I do with the odd part?
Penile blood sausage

***sausages***

(Thanx, Stephx! 5-7-5 is not enough to describe eating humans, yum!)

In little cases,
shove the meat scraped from the bone.
Enjoy your breakfast.

***G-spot***

Not quite fingertip deep
Calling me like a siren's song
Must need stroke again

---- eyes -----

LOL @ Steph!!!

Stripes with polka dots
Black verticals on stark white
After images

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Ear wax

(ear wax? really?)

What? Are you talking?
Got something in my dang ear.
Silly putty, eh?

* swimming pool *

Big hole in my yard,
Filled up with cool water...
Maybe one day soon.

***ceiling fan***

Well, will you look at Brainy. He's got that technique down pat.

Turning round and round
sounds like a chopper at dawn
the smell of napalm

(Most things remind of scenes from movie, lol -- Apocalypse Now!)

*molasses*

Black drizzle on tubes
Crushed almonds lightly sprinkled
Intestines in mouth

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chicken soup

When your feeling sick,
Nothing like a bowl of this,
To feel better,soon.

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Taco's

A convenient food:
a shell that holds all the stuff...
but it makes a mess!

***SUV***

The yellow ribbon
I see on that SUV
makes me want to hurl

****McDonalds****

Food under light bulbs,
Keeping it warm for the fools,
who dine here daily.

***plasma TV***

Its screen is so wide
but its viewing angle is
not really that great

****pimple****

Mount Vesuvius
Dead white cells under my skin
Oozing pustule cream

***Handsome man***

Making my head turn,
handsome man with the great smile,
so fun to ogle.

***Sputnik***

Beeping across the sky
A tiny orb of metal
Reds won the space race

** Cats **

Vacation at sis'
Started sneezing horribly
She has three felines

***massage***

A wonderful time.
Relaxing from head to toe,
when is the next time?


***Fireworks***

Pretty to behold
'Til the factory explodes
touch the copper plate

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****watermelon****

Round, red, and juicy,
ninety percent is water...
makes me pee all night.

***Little House on the Prairie TV show***

Idolized farming
Halcyon days that didn't exist
The good old days weren't

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**** dogs ****

Loyal loving dears
Unlike two legged male kinds
Canine ecstasy

***The BigHead***

(It seems I killed the Haiku game with The Bighead, so I'll rectify this.)

Eating baby's brain
Pulled out of a pregnant she
Bighead luxury

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***peeling an apple***

Sharp knife against skin,
Expose the sweet, juicy meat.
So satisfying.

***losing change in a vending machine***

*Oh, I hadn't been getting updates about this game. The Bighead challenge would have been fun.

Coins for candy treat
My feeling full of defeat
Me machine did cheat

***Moving out of house***

Packing is a drag
Carrying boxes sucks too
Just throw it away

****broken bones****

Hurts like a mother.
Quick! Get me to the ER
Pain fades with sweet drugs.

***man afraid to commit to a good woman***

***man afraid to commit to a good woman***"

I had a real life LOL moment :D thanks

With him for nine years
Finally got a gold band
Should have just left him

***Killing your to be ex in-laws*

Hateful, prying twits
Dying to watch them suffer
Not worth the jail time

***Lawyers***

*StephX, you have my STBX in-laws!*

Three grand a lawyer
When love turns into hatred
Expensive battle

***Soon to be Exes***

There once was much love,
Now we can't live together.
Get outta my face.

***menstrual cramps***

Thoa wrote: "*StephX, you have my STBX in-laws!*
"

My ex father-in-law was the worst human being I have ever met.

I'm lucky: my in-laws stay out of my business, and so do my own parents. And, to an extent, my siblings. Of course, they think I'm retarded so they have been known to butt in.

It ain't orgasm
From swollen, achy belly
My time of the month

***Ways to kill in-laws***

Take an ax to head,
twist off head very slowly
leave in garbage bag

***computer***


Never tried this game, did I do it right?

Surfing Internet
Screen with everything in it
Love my computer

***Worriers***
(You did it perfectly, Eileen)

Look on the bright side,
Don't focus on negatives...
It causes wrinkles.

***spilling coffee on your shirt!***

*Welcome to the game, Eileen. Best haiku ever here was by Nadia/Nydia(?) who did one about Elvis dying on the throne. Oh, and Stephanie has had some great ones. And Thoa, of course.

Everyone does it
Where's my Tide stain remover
You've got brown on you

*** leaky pens ***

Chewing on my pen,
ink staining my lips and teeth...
You should have told me!

***smoke detector going off at 3 a.m.***

sleeping in a bed
my naked body jumping
hope no ones burning

***rubber gloves***


No pressure, I'll try my best

oh the smell of talc
the rubber grazing my hand
feels like a condom

~~~spermicide~~~

Itchy and burning,
I am sure I'm allergic,
But am not pregnant!

***stirrups in a gyno's office***

Legs widespread, cold air
Feet in stirrups, stars up there
Ee-yah! Speculum.

***hemorrhoids***

my renal veins swell
no more penetration now
need a helping hand


***toilet paper***

Another Rorschach
Brown matter squished between sheets
Looks like my in-law

***Kleenex***

Stuffed into their mouth
My inlaws muffled curses
They look good tied up


***hand cuffs***

Hand cuffed to bumper
Mother-in-law's frightened look
I pushed on the gas

***noose***