Terminalcoffee discussion

Ok. So this guy I work with says that sneezing feels good. The rest of us at work thinks he's crazy. To me sneezing is just sneezing. You're thoughts?

I'm a rapid-fire sneezer; it's ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO for me, and, no, it doesn't feel good. It doesn't help that my sneezing is loud enough to wake the dead on the other side of the globe.

Sneezing is cathartic (sp?). But I wouldn't say it feels good.

Dainty sneezes sound weird to me. Like they're not really sneezes.

There are some funny sneezes out there.

Sometimes it feels good to let it out but it doesn't actually feel good. I remember in this book



they try to describe an orgasm like when you need to sneeze and finally do. hrmph.

Sneezing does nothing for me.

I think they were trying to relate it to something a kid had experienced but yeah, pretty weak.

Barb wrote: "Gretchen wrote: "I remember in this book they try to describe an orgasm like when you need to sneeze and finally do. hrmph."

I would say that only someone who'd never had an orgasm would claim t..."

Well, if it's a children's book they were probably thinking that they shouldn't make it sound like too much fun.

I think we should all describe orgasms now. How would you describe an orgasm to, say, a nine year old?

(I'm not entirely sure why you'd want to, but hey, apparently it's in books...)

my sneezes are extremely loud (maybe me and gus can wake all the dead on the planet, if we both do one side of the globe), but i never hold them in, which makes for great moments in echoy spaces. sneezing doesn't feel good necessarily, but it's better than feeling you have to sneeze and nothing comes.

Now I'm assuming all the descriptions of sneezes are equivocal to the posters' orgasms.

RandomAnthony wrote: "Now I'm assuming all the descriptions of sneezes are equivocal to the posters' orgasms."

Oh, I hate to say this, but I can't resist, and it seems related. The other guitarist in my band has an ex-girlfriend who has long been working on a theory that musicians play their instruments in a way that correlates directly with how they are in bed. Our research seems to bear this out.

Sarah Pi wrote: "RandomAnthony wrote: "Now I'm assuming all the descriptions of sneezes are equivocal to the posters' orgasms."

Oh, I hate to say this, but I can't resist, and it seems related. The other guitarist..."

I just read this thread to my friend who is a singer in a band. The first thing she says is how her drummer pounds his drums really hard. She hasn't slept with him, though.

Do continue, Sarah. This seems like an interesting theory. I would assume that if a drummer plays his drums like they're all over the place, all arms and movement, then he's probably a grabby fucker in bed, no?

Right. And then there are people who play all laid back and cool, and people who play with a lot of intensity, and...

Por ejemplo.

It's a fun theory to play with at shows.

Then call me the John Bonham of sex: steady on the beat, yet loud and insistent.

I'm more of a Steven Tyler: screaming unintelligible things. :-)

Jaimie, do you also sport unsightly scarves?

i love sneezing. i hold my nose so it is more of an implosion. i know, it may be damaging but so is eating sweet n low but i do that too

Gus wrote: "Jaimie, do you also sport unsightly scarves?"

Only when I'm washing my face at night so I can pull back my hair.

RandomAnthony wrote: "I think we should all describe orgasms now. How would you describe an orgasm to, say, a nine year old?

(I'm not entirely sure why you'd want to, but hey, apparently it's in books...)"


I'd say it's like being in the car for a really, REALLY long road trip... and needing to pee very badly. And there aren't any places to stop... so you're watching and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting... AND OMG, your vision's starting to go blurry and it HURTS to hold it... and it would be just SO EASY to just pee in your pants, but you won't do it! And OH!!! WHAT'S THAT?!!! WHAT'S THAT YOU SEE UP AHEAD? Is it a MIRAGE?!!! NOOOO!!! SWEET JESUS, it's really there! It's a pharmacy on the side of the road!!! BATHROOM!!! FINALLY!!! And you run in there as fast as you can without dribbling down your pants leg... And it's sparkling CLEAN!!! OMG! You get behind the door to the bathroom, lock it, jiggling and jumping around... as you undo your pants, squeezing your eyes shut really tight so you can concentrate and keep any from dribbling while you're almost ready to go... and you finally get to pee. FINALLY. Shudder. Sweet relief. :)

THAT's what it feels like.

p.s. I love this thread title. :)

Wow! Heidi totally rose to the occasion. Excellent job, Little Rock...

Thankies!

The thread may have moved on from this, but I wanted to say that I love a good sneeze. I totally let them rip, as loud as they want. Afterward, the upper part of my chest tingles and seems to be completely clear for a short time.

Not at all an orgasm, but a good sensation on its own.

Now I have to pee.

Gretchen wrote: "Now I have to pee."

Ha hahahaha!!! :)

Wow Heidi I need a cigarette :) I can only imagine if she was describing it to a 19 year old *is it hot in here? :) *

Gawd, I love the fuck out of Heidi.

Cambridge wrote: "Wow Heidi I need a cigarette :) I can only imagine if she was describing it to a 19 year old *is it hot in here? :) *"

Actually, I kind of did that by accident once. Gus swore it was written as a euphemism when he read the original post (elsewhere), but it really wasn't. My mind doesn't work like that. In fact, I'm pretty sure I was embarrassed when I realized it could've been a euphemism. I was just assigned the task of writing about bologna... so I did. And I had fun with it. I just let my imagination take over as I wrote it. :)

Anyway, I could see this working for a 19 year old.

Midnight Snack (An Ode to Bologna).

Gus wrote: "I'm a rapid-fire sneezer; it's ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO for me, and, no, it doesn't feel good. It doesn't help that my sneezing is loud enough to wake the dead on the other side of the globe."

Yeah thanks Gus I was trying to sleep!!!(on the other side of the globe)

Ohhhhh God Heidi. Peeing has just taken on a whole new meaning. I laughed so much it made me want ....................!!!!!!!!

I love a good sneeze. Sometimes more than orgasms.

Heidi wrote: "...sweet relief."

One of my final days at school - Wednesday - during conferences with my students I had to hold my pee for about an hour and a half. There was just no way round it, what with how long it takes a pregnant lady to waddle down the hall, down the staircase, around the corner, back down the hall, etc.
So when I finished with the last student and was able to go...

oh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

The memory of that blissful pee probably DOES go right up there with my first true orgasm and yesterday's sneezes.

Sorry, Gail.

what if you pee in your pants? not that that has ever happened.......

Gus you almost sound sincere. Apology accepted.

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "what if you pee in your pants? not that that has ever happened......."

Something worse happened to me in the 1st trimester...

Pregnancy has the most amazing impact on your body. Positives & negatives. I am imagining terrible things. I hope you managed to survive with your dignity intact.....

Something worse happened to me in the 4th trimester.

Hey Gus, look what I spotted in Tucson last night:

http://maps.google.com/maps?client=sa...

Was your dignity left in tact Gretchen?

Yeah, my dignity is alright. Thanks for asking, Gail.

Mine's not. *sniff*

oopsie

hahhaa! This thread title is funny.

Back to sneezes for a sec. When my dog sneezes, it's usually several in succession. He gets a really funny sneeze face, and he sneezes so exuberantly he hits his face on the floor. I usually throw something soft in front of him quickly so he won't hurt himself. Then we crack up, because it's really, really funny.

hahha! That's awesome.