Terminalcoffee discussion

Cars can drive through a multitude of obstacles while taking little to no damage. Cars can also make jumps that seem impossible.

No one has to go to the bathroom.

Saw this line in a book and it reminded me of this topic :

Besides, everyone knows that in the movies, shy girls always become beautiful by letting down their hair and taking off their glasses.

Stacia ~ the bad influence wrote: "Saw this line in a book and it reminded me of this topic :

Besides, everyone knows that in the movies, shy girls always become beautiful by letting down their hair and taking off their glasses."

And braces. XD

you can't take away my glasses from me!

Man, I wish I had known there was a trick to removing braces back when I was in middle school.

Stacia ~ ran out of lette... wrote: "Man, I wish I had known there was a trick to removing braces back when I was in middle school."

There's a trick? I thought it was just, "unsnap the buttons at the bottom and take them off."

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That would be one hot love scene in a movie.

"Hold on a second, baby. Just gotta get this brace off.

Of course, I meant the braces you wear on your teeth, but I'm assuming you were just running with the back brace thing...

You will always recover from broken bones in less than a week.

Stacia ~ ran out of lette... wrote: "Of course, I meant the braces you wear on your teeth, but I'm assuming you were just running with the back brace thing..."

Braces = suspenders. Ask a Brit.

Fuuuuu....I missed another memo?

I love braces (I mean suspenders- I think they're very attractive, provided that they don't cause a man's pants to ride up and give him a wedgie).

When a large group of bad guys is fighting one unarmed man, they always take turns. They patiently wait until the good guy has knocked their buddy out before attacking.

bad guys don't get enough credit for being so patient.

Resourceful men carry nails in their pockets just in case they need to nail a window shut.

Kaput wrote: "You never have to say goodbye when talking to people on the phone. In fact don't even both to ask how they are, just get on with getting any relevant information out of them and then hang up."

That doesn’t work... I try it all the time. People don’t like it.

The ventilation system is always the perfect place to hide and it leads to anywhere in the building.

Lyzzibug wrote: "The ventilation system is always the perfect place to hide and it leads to anywhere in the building."

Yes! And conveniently all such systems are made to fit humans.

Barb wrote: "... and you can make your way through them in perfect silence! ."

You are practically a ninja, working your way silently through those ducts. Until the inevitable moment where you either
a)sneeze or
b)put a foot wrong.

This moment occurs(also ienvitably) when you are just above the bad guy.

He will then shoot the entire ceiling. Don't worry, he'll somehow miss you.

they often look very clean and shiny.

Ooh. In the future, EVERYTHING will be clean and shiny. The only colors available for decorating will be white, black, and metal.

unless zombies take over of course.

there are only two possible futures: extremely dirty or extremely shiny.

Movie horses under saddle talk a lot more than real horses. In the movies horses under saddle squeal and grunt and whinny and nicker constantly.

They can also run forever, even when carrying two people.

I saw this recently in "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly." Clint "saved" his partner from the gallows, then rode off with him into the desert. In the next scene, he tells the guy, "it's 70 miles back to town."

Seventy miles?? Just how long were they riding?

Ha! Yes, and they won't buck even with that second person bouncing along right on their kidneys.

BunWat wrote: "Oh also, dogs are also very chatty in movies. They are constantly whining or whuffing or otherwise reacting to the things people are saying and doing. Unlike actual dogs who are largely uninteres..."

Oh, and movie dogs don't open cupboards and steal food, eat their own poop, barf on the throw rug or get into scary snarling fights when they're sharing a household.

Stacia - Registered Cake Offender wrote: "A person can easily remember a lengthy series of numbers over a long stretch of time, while carrying on a conversation. "
Thissss! ^^

Like in National Treasure 2 when he tells him the first code then the other with out warning I was like 'Crap what was that first number' then they talked some more. I'd have to be like "Shut up..... not listening" as I repeated the numbers over and over in my head. :x

Dutch wrote: "No one closes a door behind them, much less locks it (note, they may only do this when they are being chased by someone dead.)..."

This one bugs me because sure enough, every single time, the cheating couple who are in such a hurry to have sex will be walked in on due to their failure to shut the door.

It takes half a second to shut and lock a door people.

RandomAnthony wrote: "If you are in love with a girl/guy when you are very young you will eventually meet again and most likely one or both of you will be in a relationship with someone not nice, but don't fret, you wil..."

Yep, this happened to me! Crazy about a guy at 14, met on and off throughout 20's but one or other always with someone else, but both single in late 20's, met up again properly at 28, 2 kids and a 7 year relationship later still going strong!