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I was the baby by a lot (brother is 10 years older, sister is 14 years older), so I didn't get much of a chance to do anything because they were out of the house before I got to the age where I could be the terrorizing little sister.

I do remember my brother throwing me into a plate glass window when I was 19 because I was picking at him for something. No clue what I even said now, but it must have been pretty bad.

I scratched my sister's face, hit her in the side of the head and made her cry blood before her junior year homecoming football game (she was a cheerleader).

It was horrible and I still feel sad about it.

I also got drunk one time and mentioned something about her freshman fifteen. I was a giant bitch to her.

Now we're super good friends... I'm glad for that.

Weirdly my brother and I got along pretty well. I think the worst I ever did was give him a slap on the face. I got a nasty punch in the leg back.

When my oldest daughter was in grade school she made her first confession.

She told Father Ev that she had once pushed her little sister into the cat's litter box. Father Ev tried really, really hard not to laugh. Mostly the girls get along well these days.

Once, when I was angry at one of my brothers- I took his He-Man sword and poked many tiny holes in my dad's weight bench with it and left the sword there as evidence. My brother was the 'destructive' type and also the 'not very bright type' so it was something he'd do- and leave the evidence behind. I knew he'd get blamed and punished severely.

My brothers and I fought like cats and dogs up until we were about fourteen or so. My mother used to just push us out the door and lock it when we'd start brawling. We all bear scars from the beatings we took from each other.

The meanest thing I ever did to my brothers was set all their alarm clocks off on the day 3 of them had their SATs, back when I was in middle school.

That's hilarious Cynthia! LOL

I think I was pretty nice to my little brothers, but they were both young--one is 5 years younger, the other is 10 years younger. Hard to be very mean to a baby.

Besides, I was usually busy being mean to my Mom. SORRY, Mom, I was a real twat.

That is funny, Cynthia! It's nice that you apologized to your mom for being a twat (one of my favourite words).

My brothers and I are all pretty close in age, so we could beat the snot out of each other without feeling guilty...

Well, if you asked my brother, the meanest thing I've ever done to him wasn't really mean. Apparently when I was 3, I drew all over one of his comic books that's supposedly worth like, $500 today. So it wasn't really mean, it was just like, "Hey, I've got some crayons, here's some paper. Life + Lemons..."

oh, and I think I was the reason for a break up, but that was naivety too! A girl called and asked for my brother. I forget the names, but I said something like, "Sharice is on the phone!" And I hear the girl on the phone yell, "Sharice! This is Karen!" So when my brother got the phone, I heard a lot of "baby, baby, wait wait wait, hold up! Naw, it ain't like that!" from his end.

Helena wrote: "That is funny, Cynthia! It's nice that you apologized to your mom for being a twat (one of my favourite words).

My brothers and I are all pretty close in age, so we could beat the snot out of ea..."
Helena I had no idea how mean I was to Mom until my own two kids arrived on the scene. Hoo Boy.

iBritt wrote: "Well, if you asked my brother, the meanest thing I've ever done to him wasn't really mean. Apparently when I was 3, I drew all over one of his comic books that's supposedly worth like, $500 today. ..."

That's funny, but not your fault. Who leaves a comic book out with a toddler around? And it's not your fault he was a playah.

My sister was leaning over the back of the couch. I was standing behind her and was mad at her, so I kicked her in the crotch. I was thirteen, she was fifteen.

Ouch.

Note: Do not piss off Phil.

She should have returned the favor.

Cynthia wrote: "Helena wrote: "That is funny, Cynthia! It's nice that you apologized to your mom for being a twat (one of my favourite words).

My brothers and I are all pretty close in age, so we could beat the s..."

Mine’s only four... I’m afraid. My mother cursed me with three just like me (which is why I stopped at one). I guess my mom’s lucky- my brothers took the brunt of it!

Oh yes, I would not want to piss off Phil.

I got kicked there once at work by someone with boots on. The most unpleasant kick I’ve ever experienced. I feel sick thinking about it.

i stabbed my bro terry with a test tube. i had been saving it to make a bong with but he mad me mad one night so i broke it on the headboard and dove in his bed and jabbed it in his arm. prob more evil than when i busted his tooth with a rock

I was 11 and I convinced my 5 year old sister she was adopted. She went crying to mom and dad. BOY oh BOY did I get in trouble for that one! I know she wasnt' adopted because we saw her born! lol She has no memory of that now. lol 20 years later

When I was 15 and my brother was 16, I kicked his ass. I don't mean I slapped him or punched him once, I mean I blacked his left eye, broke his nose, split his lips, and left hand shaped bruises on his neck.
This was after putting up with 15 years of being hit, kicked, spit on, chased and hit with bats, etc. He deserved it, the cops even agreed with me. :)
He never hit or threatened me again, so it was also totally worth it.

Woo! Go Alecia!

My sister is about four years younger than I am. I told her she was on a diaper commercial when she was a baby and everybody in the country saw he naked butt. That made her cry.

I also told her our parents had had a child named Frieda who died. I'd pretend to collapse and be "possessed" by Frieda and make up all these stories to tell her about my life. When asked, my mother would deny it all, but of course, she would. It was just too painful to talk about, don't you see?

Rebecca wrote: "My sister is about four years younger than I am. I told her she was on a diaper commercial when she was a baby and everybody in the country saw he naked butt. That made her cry.

I also told her..."

Good Grief! How is your sister today? My brothers weren't smart enough to mess with that way. We just beat each other up.

It's a wonder that some of us made it out of childhood.

What mean thing haven't I done to my sister? Like pouring vinegar in her Coke, engaging in various fist-fights, and stealing her drugs (girl loved taking Mescaline, and, eventually, so did I). Oh, and I punched her in her tits once. She deserved it.

Actually, it was a mutual thing. There was plenty of mean shit she pulled on me, so an eye for an eye, I say. If you ask her, she probably did more mean shit to me than I did her. She tried to poke my eyes out when I was about 1 year old, so there's a start.

We get along great now. Funny how the years make you look back at these moments with laughter.

My sister came home loaded one Friday night during high school and I hid her car a couple blocks away so she thought it had been stolen.

I stopped her just short of calling the cops.

Alecia wrote: "When I was 15 and my brother was 16, I kicked his ass. I don't mean I slapped him or punched him once, I mean I blacked his left eye, broke his nose, split his lips, and left hand shaped bruises on..."

Sweet Jesus... It reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsZpdU...

Alecia wrote: "When I was 15 and my brother was 16, I kicked his ass. I don't mean I slapped him or punched him once, I mean I blacked his left eye, broke his nose, split his lips, and left hand shaped bruises on..."

Me + you... CAGE MATCH! :)

Alecia wrote: "When I was 15 and my brother was 16, I kicked his ass. I don't mean I slapped him or punched him once, I mean I blacked his left eye, broke his nose, split his lips, and left hand shaped bruises on..."

WOW

I was a perfect angel to my evil, horrible, demon brothers. *adjusts halo*

I would tell my brother's secrets to kids at school earning myself the nickname "Mouth". He had a nasty punch so I kept my distance.

My sister is 7 years younger than me and I would tease her about her buck teeth. It seems innocuous writing it here, but she mentioned it a few years ago, so obviously it was something hurtful.

I had to babysit her and one night she wouldn't go to sleep. I stood in the doorway and screamed at her, then slammed the door shut. I neglected to move out of the doorway and gave myself a nasty bump on the forehead. She still remembers that too.

My sister was the mean one. The only thing I ever did to her... my friends and I would play "STATUES"... i.e. when she'd walk into the room, we'd freeze and not move or talk or respond to her when she'd come into the room. Whoever moved first or talked lost the game. My sister usually left the room crying or freaked out.

Thanks, chipmunk-torturer!

Heiderson, have you seen the video of the flash mob freezing in place at Grand Central? You should send that to your sister!

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "i stabbed my bro terry with a test tube. i had been saving it to make a bong with but he mad me mad one night so i broke it on the headboard and dove in his bed and jabbed it in his arm. prob more evil than when i busted his tooth with a rock"

I'm an only child and I always thought that was a bad thing until I read this message!

Michael wrote: "Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "i stabbed my bro terry with a test tube. i had been saving it to make a bong with but he mad me mad one night so i broke it on the headboard and dove in his bed and j..."

He was probably on angel dust at the time.

Phil wrote: "Alecia wrote: "When I was 15 and my brother was 16, I kicked his ass. I don't mean I slapped him or punched him once, I mean I blacked his left eye, broke his nose, split his lips, and left hand sh..."

Bring it, Phil! :)

Jammies wrote: "Heiderson, have you seen the video of the flash mob freezing in place at Grand Central? You should send that to your sister!"

Nooo... where is it?! I'm intrigued.

Helena wrote: "Rebecca wrote: "My sister is about four years younger than I am. I told her she was on a diaper commercial when she was a baby and everybody in the country saw he naked butt. That made her cry.

..."

Well...trying to think of anything possibly resulting from that...she is rather underconfident. She's the kind that has a really hard time making a decision and asks your opinion repeatedly. I guess I could have really undermined her belief in her ability to make decisons, but after all that, why would she ask me??

Here you go, Heidster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3P...

Rebecca wrote: "Helena wrote: "Rebecca wrote: "My sister is about four years younger than I am. I told her she was on a diaper commercial when she was a baby and everybody in the country saw he naked butt. That m..."

My mother blames me for my brother’s neuroses. Yeah, well I have a cauliflower ear. At least his scars are invisible.

I’m sure we had nothing to do with our sibling’s neuroses. Almost sure.

The meanest thing I tried to do to a sibling was as follows: Me and two of my sisters were supposed to be cleaning the house. My younger sister refused to help out, so my older sister held her down while I tried to pour caster oil down her throat (my Grandmothers cure for everything). Unfortunately we were not successful. She dobbed us in of course. We both copped a hiding and had to clean by ourselves. There was never any really justice in our house. >:[

Jammies wrote: "Here you go, Heidster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3P..."

I posted it on FB sort of as a public admission of guilt and apology... but also to trigger a PTSD reaction. She hasn't responded yet, but all my childhood friends have. :)

Gail «Cyborg» wrote: "She dobbed us in of course."

"Dobbed us in" = sang like a canary?

"Copped a hiding" = a parental beatdown?

Heidi wrote: "Jammies wrote: "Here you go, Heidster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3P..."

I posted it on FB sort of as a public admission of guilt and apology... but also to trigger a PTSD reaction. S..."

Do I have to be a member of FB to see this? *grin*

Jammies wrote: "Heidi wrote: "Jammies wrote: "Here you go, Heidster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3P..."

I posted it on FB sort of as a public admission of guilt and apology... but also to trigger a PTS..."

I dunno, probably since both her profile and mine is private. But it DID make me laugh all day yesterday... just sayin' :)

Then I shall be happy to have made you laugh. :)

Hmmm... what I posted there, almost as good as the real thing:

tagging: Amy F, Clare D, Jeannie P, & Brooke W

I'm sorry for all those times we played STATUES, Brookie. It probably wasn't very nice. It was pretty funny at the time, though. :)

Frozen Grand Central

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Jeannie replied: "What's funny is Evan is doing it and I didn't even teach him! Gosh, u have a good memory! Totally forgot about that!!!!"

Amy posted: "Love it! Seen it! Tried to get a freeze going in Lafayette...but no luck!"

And a friend living in Germany "liked" it. :)

Sister still isn't acknowledging it. It's like her own personal game of STATUES with me to get back at me... but I'm on to her!

I did a lot of bad things to my sisters and brothers. But there is only one I feel bad about....we were on vacation and I was bored out of my gork. My sister was lying on the bed and I was sitting on it. I was smoking a cigarette ( I have since quit ) She was chewing gum. She pissed me off cuz she wouldn't do anything with me. I had a huge ash on the end of my smoke. I asked her to open her mouth so I could see what kind of gum she was chewing and I flicked my smoke in her mouth. I know it was cruel but it was very entertaining! I had a great laugh over it.