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message 1: by Lisarenee (last edited Apr 19, 2011 07:10PM) (new)

Lisarenee | 7659 comments Okay, I'm not sure how popular this will be as far as topics go, but I thought it might be fun to list some of our favorite book pick up lines and those we deem the worst or extremely cheesy. I'm going to start watching in my books for these. If you come across any please post them here. I think we could all use a giggle or sigh moment every once in a while. :)

Oh, and if you've heard of any bad or good ones that aren't in books you can list them too.


message 2: by Shadow Jubilee (new)

Shadow Jubilee (uhqs) Hmm, interesting topic. I'll keep an eye out for them although I am not entirely sure I will recognize many pick up lines.

Ones not in books that I've heard: Easy German Vol. 12 It's a youtube video. A couple of German girls use pick up lines on random strangers. Some of the responses are pretty fun. This is my favorite episode. lol. :D


message 3: by Lisarenee (new)

Lisarenee | 7659 comments That was cute. I liked how the guy said usually it's the guy who uses the lines on a girl. It does make you wonder what the responses would be by guys if you flip the tables. I have a feeling it would work on most guys, but maybe I'm wrong? What do you think?

Some of the pick up lines in the videos. I have to admit I've heard them before, but they weren't used on me:

Your eyes match the sheets on my bed you want to come home with me and see them? (or something similar).

If I follow you home would you keep me?

Your father must have been a thief. I'm sure he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.


message 4: by Lisarenee (new)

Lisarenee | 7659 comments Question if a person is cute enough do you think even a bad pick/lame up line would work most of the time?


message 5: by Sans (new)

Sans I think it would depend on how they said it. If a cute guy said something like that to me (yeah, right, like that'll happen!) in a fun-and-totally-not-serious-I'm-saying-this-just-to-hear-you-laugh kind of way, it would totally work.

I'll have to scrounge around for some bad pickup lines! I've found contemporary romances are a treasure trove of cheesy lines.


message 6: by Lisa Kay (last edited Apr 22, 2011 10:24AM) (new)

Lisa Kay (lisakayalicemaria) | 15159 comments "Your father must have been a thief. I'm sure he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes." - best line from the YouTube video. Cute! Thanks for posting niquae. Was it my immagination or were the men in Germany good looking?

Decades ago I was at work and the maintence guy was on a ladder fixing the ceiling light outside my office. I was looking up, he down, when the light came on.

He asked, "Do your eyes bother you?"

"Nope," I answered, thinking he was talking about the brightness.

"Well, they sure bother me."

I thought that was clever/cute/well timed and told him so. Didn't get him a date though.


message 7: by Sans (new)

Sans I was watching Monty Python last night and seeing John Cleese say, "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" in a Hungarian accent almost made me do a spit-take.


message 8: by Sans (new)

Sans Lisa, cute story! Most of the time when I would flirt with co-workers (back in my bookstore and coffee shop job days), we would mostly just BS each other or try and out dirty each other. I feel confident in saying that I usually won.

A couple years ago I stayed with some friends over Thanksgiving in London and there were about 7 of us in a 1 bedroom apartment (4 guys and 3 girls), and I managed to make all the guys and two of the girls blush. Two of the guys praised my ingenuity (even called me a filthy slag in a very affectionate and awed way). I was quite proud of myself.


message 9: by Lisa Kay (last edited Apr 24, 2011 09:05PM) (new)

Lisa Kay (lisakayalicemaria) | 15159 comments LOL! Oh, Sans! Good for you! Talk about pillow talk. (Now why am I imagining this contest taking place in the dark? Oh, yeah. 'Cause you said bedroom...apartment.)


message 10: by Sans (new)

Sans Ahhh, sadly it was while we were preparing an American Thanksgiving dinner for our British friends. And during dinner. And after dinner. And while we were setting up the sleeping bags and air mattresses. Once the lights turned off, I was out though. ^o^


message 11: by Lisarenee (new)

Lisarenee | 7659 comments Lisa and Sans, Somehow I missed your previous comments.

Lisa, The ladder pick up line was cute.
Sans, You made me laugh.

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I finally found one in a book! Here is a line from Where Demons Fear to Tread (The Company of Angels, #1) by Stephanie Chong:

"I'm just a yoga teacher." She remained still as he circled around her.

"You may be trying to pass yourself off as such. I think we both know better. Let's discuss that in a moment. But since you insist that you're just a yoga teacher..." She could feel his hot gaze running the length of her. He completed his turn in front of her. "Would you say your body is your temple?""

She nodded once, almost imperceptibly, afraid to move.

"Then let me come in and worship."



message 12: by A Voracious Reader (a.k.a. Carol) (last edited Jul 25, 2011 09:09AM) (new)

A Voracious Reader (a.k.a. Carol) (avidreader68) Nice one!

I'm reading The Boyfriend of the Month Club and the woman, dressed in a LBD and high heels, is at a really nasty Irish pub full of dirty rugby players when a guy walks up behind her and says: "What's a nice pair of legs doing in a place like this?"

She turns around and says: "I have to admit, that's original. Most guys notice my ass first."

"Don't know how I could've missed that. Turn around, and let me start over."


message 13: by Lisarenee (new)

Lisarenee | 7659 comments That is bad. lol


message 14: by Sans (new)

Sans OMG. Lisarenee and Carol, I need to read those books. Hey, if a dirty rugby player wanted to have a gander at my gams up close and personal like, I wouldn't object, as long as he isn't one of the ones who's face has been smashed flat in the scrums.

In one of my current favourite songs, there's a line that goes, "When you fell from heaven, did it hurt and did you cry?" Thank goodness he was singing that he would not be using pick up lines like that. ~_~


message 15: by Lisarenee (new)

Lisarenee | 7659 comments That's funny Sans.


message 17: by Lisa Kay (new)

Lisa Kay (lisakayalicemaria) | 15159 comments Ditto on the LOL!


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