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Ones not in books that I've heard: Easy German Vol. 12 It's a youtube video. A couple of German girls use pick up lines on random strangers. Some of the responses are pretty fun. This is my favorite episode. lol. :D

Some of the pick up lines in the videos. I have to admit I've heard them before, but they weren't used on me:
Your eyes match the sheets on my bed you want to come home with me and see them? (or something similar).
If I follow you home would you keep me?
Your father must have been a thief. I'm sure he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.


I'll have to scrounge around for some bad pickup lines! I've found contemporary romances are a treasure trove of cheesy lines.

Decades ago I was at work and the maintence guy was on a ladder fixing the ceiling light outside my office. I was looking up, he down, when the light came on.
He asked, "Do your eyes bother you?"
"Nope," I answered, thinking he was talking about the brightness.
"Well, they sure bother me."
I thought that was clever/cute/well timed and told him so. Didn't get him a date though.


A couple years ago I stayed with some friends over Thanksgiving in London and there were about 7 of us in a 1 bedroom apartment (4 guys and 3 girls), and I managed to make all the guys and two of the girls blush. Two of the guys praised my ingenuity (even called me a filthy slag in a very affectionate and awed way). I was quite proud of myself.



Lisa, The ladder pick up line was cute.
Sans, You made me laugh.
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I finally found one in a book! Here is a line from Where Demons Fear to Tread (The Company of Angels, #1) by Stephanie Chong:
"I'm just a yoga teacher." She remained still as he circled around her.
"You may be trying to pass yourself off as such. I think we both know better. Let's discuss that in a moment. But since you insist that you're just a yoga teacher..." She could feel his hot gaze running the length of her. He completed his turn in front of her. "Would you say your body is your temple?""
She nodded once, almost imperceptibly, afraid to move.
"Then let me come in and worship."

I'm reading The Boyfriend of the Month Club and the woman, dressed in a LBD and high heels, is at a really nasty Irish pub full of dirty rugby players when a guy walks up behind her and says: "What's a nice pair of legs doing in a place like this?"
She turns around and says: "I have to admit, that's original. Most guys notice my ass first."
"Don't know how I could've missed that. Turn around, and let me start over."

In one of my current favourite songs, there's a line that goes, "When you fell from heaven, did it hurt and did you cry?" Thank goodness he was singing that he would not be using pick up lines like that. ~_~
Oh, and if you've heard of any bad or good ones that aren't in books you can list them too.