Terminalcoffee discussion

I rather enjoy sock puppets.



I have one myself.

I have a confusion about zombie sock puppets. Namely, sock monkeys.

Can someone clarify this for me?

I think I knew that. No I didn't. Never mind.

Who is your sock puppet?

Who's your daddy?

Oh you mean a socket wrench. Or a secure socket link.

Sally, are you trying to tell us that you're actually LG?

That would be so....weird.

I wish. I'm not that clever.

I'm dying to know who Sally's sock puppet is.

It's not me.

Okay kidding... it's me, fuckers!

You're joking.

...aren't you?

That was a joke, too. Seriously, though... from now on, when someone sets off my radar, I'll be like, "Sally, is that you?"

hmmmm. this changes everything

I bet Sally is the The Ficus. :)

Or maybe she's James Marsters. :)

Sally's not The Ficus.

Sally is currently appearing in the Broadway musical Chicago under the stage name Bebe Neuwirth.

Jonathan wrote: "Sally is currently appearing in the Broadway musical Chicago under the stage name Bebe Neuwirth."

I just got a PM from The Ficus confirming this.

Sally is Esme.

Sssh!

*runs to look in mirror*

sally [in dad voice]

Sally has a confession.

Larry has a mirror.

Heidi has radar.

Now Jammies has a headache. :(

Kevin has a dad voice.

Heidi wrote: "Or maybe she's James Marsters. :)"

Oh, and if you are, Sallers... sorry about peeing on your jeans and shoe.

I have one too.

If TCers all did that, I'd probably go into hibernation for a loooong long while. Far, far away from GR.

I have one. For real.

i have a sock monkey. it's in a box somewhere now.

I am one.

You certainly are!

I want to be a Kanye West sock puppet. He gets away with saying the strangest shit. Or maybe Charlie Sheen.

Just be Heidi Bear!

I have a confession, too. I really am this earnest and dorky and into Star Trek and Buffy as I say I am. And I really think the LOLCats are funny.

But that honeybadger thing is dumb. So there!

I may or may not have one, and I still say Sally is Esme.

I think Phil may be right.

But as confessions go, this one is a little short on information, Sally. Who is your alter ego?

I have another confession to make.But it is more serious.

Jim wrote: "Just be Heidi Bear!"

She's no fun. All she does is grump and growl at anything that moves.

What, Sally? WHAT???

::waits with baited breath::

*sniff, sniff...cringe*

::brushes teeth::

::waits with better breath::

Oh, I once jammed Leah into a brand new dress without checking carefully for tags. I scratched her arm with the plastic attachey thing. She screamed. I sobbed.

Aw. Say 20 Hail Marys.

Sally wrote: "Oh, I once jammed Leah into a brand new dress without checking carefully for tags. I scratched her arm with the plastic attachey thing. She screamed. I sobbed."

That's just the "character building" stuff, Sally. Buck up.

Buck up me? Or Sweet Babe with the rosy cheeks?

Y'know maaaaybe she's practicing the art of writhing so she can be a world champeen writher like her mom. :)

Sally wrote: "Buck up me? Or Sweet Babe with the rosy cheeks?"

Buck up you.

I have learned to buck this year. This is true.

:::hands Sally some Kleenex and a cookie:::
Stupid scratchy tags! Hate them!

:: hugs Jackie ::