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Uh oh...Tressa, were you creepy to Ryan Thomas?

Tressa wrote: "God, I just now realized how bitchy my #92 post sounds. I didn't mean to insinuate I thought you were crazy, Nora, just joking along with your comment about your choice of pic. Erm, Bandit, will yo..."

Oh it was fine, I laughed. :)

Jason, it could be construed that way. But I didn't include a creepy sexual fantasy like a man would do.

That makes me feel better, Nora. :-)

what's wrong with zombie's virtual pants?
they are already ripped, I guess it still doesn't look inviting enough LOL
sorry, I wasn't around to help you with the foot in the mouth thing, Tressa, but I didn't think it was necessary
also, to follow the thread, I contacted Jeff Strand after reading Dweller and invited him to HA, I don't think I was being creepy, I just really liked the book and wanted him to see all the great things everyone said about Dweller

Screw the ripped pants, I'm not sure most men are into dead girls, Bandit.

I don't think it's creepy when a fan contacts a writer to point them toward some glowing reviews of their work.

Tressa wrote: "Screw the ripped pants, I'm not sure most men are into dead girls, Bandit."

haha, what about women?
not that I'm after that sort of thing, would hate to get in trouble, I sorta like my zombie state, it's a stress free HA existence

Dead girl.
Dead woman.
All the above.

Stress-free HA existence...good way of looking at it. Me, too. Old, tired, married mother.

haha, no you said most MEN aren't into dead girls and I tried to make a joke...grrrr...it's tough to make jokes online sometimes

LOL. Ah, crap. Now I see that hidden joke. Don't blame being online, blame me who is not working up to speed most times.

no, no, I'll stick to blaming online...it seems safer and online never promised me cookies :)

I just ask potential friends would they be willing to send me cookies.

what about all the cookies in that creepy basement?

Three things I wont do for cookies anymore:Go in the basement, go in a cornfield or get in a van. I'm personally going to Birmingham to get my damn cookies.

excellent, wouldn't you mind dropping me off my share on the way back?

Tim wrote: "Three things I wont do for cookies anymore:Go in the basement, go in a cornfield or get in a van. I'm personally going to Birmingham to get my damn cookies."

I'm typing this with my right hand and dialing a security system service with my left. My husband is big and owns a rifle. We've also got a Rottweiler who sleeps by the front door every night, just waiting for the opportunity to lunge at a man's crotch.

poor Tim, no prostitutes & no cookies

Wow. I always knew my life was going to come to a tragic end in the south but I'm still going to attempt a cookie heist.

Tim, knock on my door and you'll be wishing you were lying face down naked in that cornfield. But, if you're gonna go, might as well go out with a bang in the south!

I guess I will stay out of Alabama. All I wanted was one little cookie.

I think the safest thing for all parties would be for me to bake some and mail them to you. Keep watching the postman in the next few days.

Tressa wrote: "Tim, knock on my door and you'll be wishing you were lying face down naked in that cornfield. But, if you're gonna go, might as well go out with a bang in the south!"

Ooo, with that kind of greeting, I should send my xh! ;)

I was sorta looking forward to the tales of the great Alabama cookie height

I was too, Bandit. Was going to have a front seat viewing of the heist. Drat.

i was hoping for video! dang

So let me get this right, you people would liked to see me get snuffed out on film? I guess it would be interesting to die attempting a cookie heist. Please make sure they put that om my tombstone.

don't worry, the future generations will remember and admire you, Tim, we'll make sure of that

Bandit wrote: "don't worry, the future generations will remember and admire you, Tim, we'll make sure of that"

Exactly! You're bravery over attempting to liberate cookies would not be in vain! It would be a learning lesson. :)

Bandit wrote: "don't worry, the future generations will remember and admire you, Tim, we'll make sure of that"

Yes, you'll find information about Tim's death over a *&^% cookie on the Darwin Award website.

and his headstone, a nice elaborate inscription on a cookie shaped headstone for Tim

I think Tim deserves cookies! He seems to have survived his vacation. Did you have a nice time, Tim?


Bandit, your joke was funny, lol

thanks, Eileen :)

this thread is making me crave a cookie

I had to make chocolate chip cookies last night, I had such a craving.

oh,I can't eat that, had a peanut butter cookie on saturday from Subway, but it was just ok

Eileen wrote: "I think Tim deserves cookies! He seems to have survived his vacation. Did you have a nice time, Tim?


Bandit, your joke was funny, lol"

Eileen, I had a great time! Some cookies would make me feel better now that my vacation is over. I just cant have Alabama cookies, Tressa has said she would kill me if I come any where near Birmingham.

no, no, Tim, Tressa's no killer, she said she'd "have you killed", which I think shows she cares

Glad you had you had a good time, Tim!

Bandit, that's sooo sweet...lol

Bandit wrote: "no, no, Tim, Tressa's no killer, she said she'd "have you killed", which I think shows she cares"

Well that clears that up. Thanks

Tressa wrote: "Why can't it be both for sex and anything? In my town back in the '80s/'90s there was a strip club that served a buffet. Yeah, I'd like some pubic hair with my mashed potatoes. Who wants to look at..."

LOL!

Tressa wrote: "You can do some random clicking and see women with their boobs hanging out in their profile pics. I saw one of a woman reclining on a motel bed naked. Like you said, if this were a dating site or s..."

I saw that one, too!

Tim wrote: "So let me get this right, you people would liked to see me get snuffed out on film? I guess it would be interesting to die attempting a cookie heist. Please make sure they put that om my tombstone."
Be brave, my man, be brave!

Tressa wrote: "You can do some random clicking and see women with their boobs hanging out in their profile pics. I saw one of a woman reclining on a motel bed naked. Like you said, if this were a dating site or s..."

OK I have done about 500 random clicks and haven't found any naked chicks yet dammit.

Michael, when I find the naked motel pic, I'll send it and any others to you. You'd think you'd see enough T&A in NO!

Bandit wrote: "no, no, Tim, Tressa's no killer, she said she'd "have you killed", which I think shows she cares"

Yeah, what Bandit said. I wouldn't hurt a fly. My big badass husband would though.

Tressa wrote: "Bandit wrote: "no, no, Tim, Tressa's no killer, she said she'd "have you killed", which I think shows she cares"

Yeah, what Bandit said. I wouldn't hurt a fly. My big badass husband would though."

and thus all flies in Alabama have a mortal fear of Tressa's husband

LOL. Didn't catch that.

I think you've made naked hotel chick even more popular, I wonder how many here are searching for her.

Yeah, she should pay me a commission.

Tressa wrote: "I'm not sure most men are into dead girls, Bandit."

Depends on the guy. *wiggles eyebrows*




Okay, that was gross and creepy. Even for me. LOL

Bandit wrote: "thanks, Eileen :)

this thread is making me crave a cookie"

It's making me crave a cookie, too.

Tim wrote: "Eileen wrote: "I think Tim deserves cookies! He seems to have survived his vacation. Did you have a nice time, Tim?


Bandit, your joke was funny, lol"

Eileen, I had a great time! Some cookie..."

Tim, glad to see you're back. And intact!