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What are some of your favorite pickup lines from books?

It's not technically a pickup line, BUT you can't beat my Bones.

"I love you. You have no idea what you are worth to me."
AND
"Do you think I’m pretty?” I heard myself ask.
Something I couldn’t name flashed across his face.
“No. I don’t think you’re pretty. I think you’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen."

I like this thread! I'm going to have to think about it and post some soon! I know there are some good ones out there☺

"I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though."
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Such a good book (even though it's YA).

Jen, is that the book that is compared to The Hunger Games?

It is. It's really good. It took me a few chapters to really get into and understand the world..but I'm glad I did. I can't wait for the next one.

lol I'm reading ...it's full of pickup lines.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

"I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?"

"Excuse me, I need your phone number to give my friend so he'll know where he can get a hold of me in the morning."

"There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd you like one more?"

"Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked."

"You're so beautiful, I'd never kick you out of bed...unless you wanted to do it on the floor."

"If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

"My magic watch tells me you're naked -- wait...maybe it's a few minutes fast." -- Ok this one is my personal favorite. lol

"Do you live on a chicken farm? No?? Well, you sure do know how to raise cocks."

"If I were you, I'd have sex with me."

"Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Shall I call you or nudge you?"

"How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pop up?"

"That outfit looks good on you...but it would look a lot better in a crumpled heap next to my bed."

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

"Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them."

"There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place."

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?"

"Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew."

"I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."

"Are those space pants, because your ass is out of this world."

Love that book! These are all at the begining of the chapters right?!

My fav. is...
"Do you live on a chicken farm? No?? Well, you sure do know how to raise cocks."

Think I would punch a guy in the face...or lower if he said either of these to me!lol
"What do you say we go back to my room and do some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

"There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place."

lol yes. I texted some to my hubby today while he was work. He was laughing so hard...and secretly wondering what I was doing at home to be sending him, as he says, the 'brown chicken brown cow' texts.

Hahaha. That was amazing. I agree with Shell on the guy getting punched for either of those. It just made me think of when my boyfriend and I were talking about his pet chinchilla and he was like "I got him to get girls" and I went "That's terrible" and did my little fake pouty thing and he goes "Well it worked with you." hahaha. The first thing we bonded over was his chinchilla. lol. I was like "Oh, yeah." I had a good pick up line, but I forgot it! I'll put it up when I remember it!

I might need to reread that book. I forgot all about that!

I agree with Shellbelle and Tegan too, would definitely punch a guy if they use those pickup lines on me lol!

these crack me up..
"My magic watch tells me you're naked -- wait...maybe it's a few minutes fast."
"Do you live on a chicken farm? No?? Well, you sure do know how to raise cocks."

This is my fav.. wouldn't it be sweet if your boyfriend/husband says this to you? ♥
"If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

It's not from a book, but I have to post this one. It's off a list of Comiccon pick up lines.

"If I told you you had a great body, would you slither into a metallic silver body suit and watch 87 consecutive hours of Stargate: SG1 with me?"

Oh my goodness Carrie, I'm dying! That's hilarious☺

My friend told me that one becasue she knows how much I love SG:1 lol There's also a Harry Potter one.

"Can I put my Elder Wand in your Chamber of Secrets?"

You know if a guy said either one of those to me Carrie, it might just work...love a good laugh!lol

ahaha Ok. So apparently the hubs and I doing cheesy pickup line texts again today.

So far we have:

"You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way "

"Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!"

♥Shellbelle♥ wrote: "You know if a guy said either one of those to me Carrie, it might just work...love a good laugh!lol"

That's what I said! I do love a dork.

Jennifer wrote: "ahaha Ok. So apparently the hubs and I doing cheesy pickup line texts again today.

So far we have:

"You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your wa..."

That's so fun! (silly things like that are about the only thing I miss about being married...well that and when the dog pukes, I really miss having a guy for that) And I love the Dairy Queen, Burger King one, who thinks of this stuff!lol

lol "You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."

Hahaha that line might atleast get me to talk to a guy just because it is so ridiculous!