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Worlds most awful pick up lines
"You are the cream to my crop." I don't even know what that means!!!
Ela *who loves Supernatural's Dean Winchester!!!* wrote: ""You are the cream to my crop." I don't even know what that means!!!"
;D That one is strange! :)
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"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
"Are you lost? Because Heaven is a long way from here."
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?"
"Somebody better call God, because he is missing an Angel"
;D That one is strange! :)
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"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
"Are you lost? Because Heaven is a long way from here."
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?"
"Somebody better call God, because he is missing an Angel"
"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you"
"Excuse me, but I think I need to take you under custody. There have been a fire [name some place] and your hot appearance seems suspicious."
"Are you legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day."
"Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!"
"Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea."
"Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb."
"Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers."
"Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back."
"Excuse me, but I think I need to take you under custody. There have been a fire [name some place] and your hot appearance seems suspicious."
"Are you legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day."
"Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!"
"Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea."
"Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb."
"Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers."
"Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back."
"Are you a library book?... Because I'd like to check you out."
Rebecca wrote: ""Are you a library book?... Because I'd like to check you out.""
LOL XD
LOL XD
Jordyn{readingmonster}♥ Zombielicious♥ wrote:
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.(I've had a guy in school say this ..."
Awkward....
:D
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.(I've had a guy in school say this ..."
Awkward....
:D
Give the guy some credit for trying I guess! :D
Lol, I heard this in bio class one day:"I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on."
awkwardddd
arushiLisa :) wrote: "Lol, I heard this in bio class one day:
"I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on."
awkwardddd"
;D
"I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on."
awkwardddd"
;D
"Are you from Nashville? 'Cause you're the only TEN I SEE."
"Actually, yes I AM from Nashville and that's a stupid pick up line."
xD
"Actually, yes I AM from Nashville and that's a stupid pick up line."
xD
Alice♥Forget about them good girls, wrote: "Jordyn{readingmonster}♥ Zombielicious♥ wrote: If you were a booger I'd pick you first.(I've had a guy in school say this ..."
Awkward....
:D"
haha that's not only awkward but hilarious!!!
Anya wrote: "Daphne wrote: "I have two R-Rated ones, READ IF YOU DARE! "If you were a tree, and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole"
"Sex is a Sensation, caused by temptation to feel penetra..."
LOL, I know, it'd be a good idea to pay a guy to use that line on one of my friends! They'd FREAK!
"•I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true"
"•Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you"
"•Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice."
•"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
"•Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas."
"If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away"
"Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart."
"I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!"
"•Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you"
"•Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice."
•"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
"•Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas."
"If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away"
"Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart."
"I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!"
Katy wrote: ""•I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true""•Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you"
"•Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice."
•"Why does it feel like the most beauti..."
LOL, epitome of CHEESY! XD
Daphne wrote: "Katy wrote: ""•I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true"
"•Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you"
"•Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice."
•"Why does it feel like th..."
LOL :D
"•Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you"
"•Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice."
•"Why does it feel like th..."
LOL :D
Angela wrote: "Daphne wrote: "I have two R-Rated ones, READ IF YOU DARE!
"If you were a tree, and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole"
"Sex is a Sensation, caused by temptation to feel pen..."
LOL :D
"If you were a tree, and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole"
"Sex is a Sensation, caused by temptation to feel pen..."
LOL :D
Alice♥Pardon me,but you've obviously mistaken me wrote: "Angela wrote: "Daphne wrote: "I have two R-Rated ones, READ IF YOU DARE! "If you were a tree, and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole"
"Sex is a Sensation, caused by temptation ..."
Angela wrote: "Daphne wrote: "I have two R-Rated ones, READ IF YOU DARE!
"If you were a tree, and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole"
"Sex is a Sensation, caused by temptation to feel pen..."
Thank God, no guy has ever trieda pick up line on me! I'd give them a right hook if they did! Heehee? ;D
"You're the butter to my toast!" xD
to all the single ladeys im single .... some one said that out loud in the all way today and everyone laugh
"Do you have a boyfriend?" Now normally that question is perfectly fine to ask in regular conversation, but when it's literally the first thing out of your mouth after I've just told you my name gives me a creepy feeling every time.
Wow, some of these.... I can't even go on! :D
Montana wrote: ""Are you a library book?... Because I'd like to check you out.""
haha,that is the only one that made me laugh
haha,that is the only one that made me laugh
my friend made this up, harry potter fans:
what position do you play in quiditch, because if i didn't know any better, i'd say you're a keeper.
Is your daddy a baker, cuz you got a nice set of buns.
whats in your eyes???...oh, just a twinkle.
i'd love to go to jail for stealing your heart.
if i could rewrite the alphabet, id put u and i together
do you have a band aid, because i just scraped my knee falling for you
what position do you play in quiditch, because if i didn't know any better, i'd say you're a keeper.
Is your daddy a baker, cuz you got a nice set of buns.
whats in your eyes???...oh, just a twinkle.
i'd love to go to jail for stealing your heart.
if i could rewrite the alphabet, id put u and i together
do you have a band aid, because i just scraped my knee falling for you
Alicia- wrote: ""I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you""Excuse me, but I think I need to take you under custody. There have been a fire [name some place] and your hot appearance seems suspicious."
..."
Those are so stupid, it's funny!
I'll call you [person's name], but you can call me anytime.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?I've seem to have lost my number. Can I borrow yours?
"There seems to be something wrong with my phone" "What?"
"Your number's not in it."
Amelia wrote: ""Were you raised on a farm?""No why?"
"Because you sure do raise cocks""
haha funny
Amelia wrote: ""Were you raised on a farm?"
"No why?"
"Because you sure do raise cocks""
OMFG i laughed so hard when I read that
"No why?"
"Because you sure do raise cocks""
OMFG i laughed so hard when I read that
"Are you a pillow?"
"No."
"O. Cause I sure do wanna sleep with you."
"No."
"O. Cause I sure do wanna sleep with you."
Amelia wrote: "Ella wrote: "Amelia wrote: ""Were you raised on a farm?""No why?"
"Because you sure do raise cocks""
OMFG i laughed so hard when I read that"
Haha yeah same :P"
oh my god!!! ahhahahahhaa
Are you a nurse? Cause it seems that youve just healed my heart! Sorry but no im not a nurse because im 13. Worst pick up line, but my response seems to be the best way to scream back off!
Thanks, it seemed pretty comical to me at the time LOL!!!
Omgg i'm legit crying at all of these x']
Nothing mattered before I met youuuu
BLECH. :P
BLECH. :P
Lisa *cantseemtoreadenough* wrote: "Lol, I heard this in bio class one day:"I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on."
awkwardddd"
lololololol =D
How you doin'?I thought that Joey from friends was the only person who ever used this. It is so not true...It makes me want to laugh hysterically...
Do you like grapes?
No?
How bout a date? ;)
No?
How bout a date? ;)
Cassandra wrote: "How you doin'?I thought that Joey from friends was the only person who ever used this. It is so not true...It makes me want to laugh hysterically..."
LOL People actually use that?! >.< Well, that'd be interesting. I love Joey--he was so funny.
"Are you from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see"
Sonia wrote: "Do you like grapes? No?
How bout a date? ;)"
Love this one! =D
Tegan wrote: "I was reading a funny website, stumbled upon these:1. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
2. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
3. Ex..."
I love all of them but 6.... That was just wrong....
According to gravity, I'm attracted to you ;)
Post some that you've read or have found. (Not too rude, plz. M-Rated! Mature audiences.... ;) )