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A. Looks like thunderstormsQ. Do green and yellow really make blue?
A. Rubberband ManQ. Where is everyone?
A. Under the rhubarbQ. Does the crow scare?
A. If I only had a brain.Q. Why is life like a box of chocolates?
A. Back to school, back to school so my teacher won`t think I am a fool.Q. Why do I have to turn my AC om in May.
A: leggo my eggo!
Q: How often should I fertilize my plants?
Q: How often should I fertilize my plants?
A: Hither and thither, I play my zither.Q: Is the light switched on at the end of the tunnel?
A: Large Hadron Collider
Q: How many birds in a bush?
Q: How many birds in a bush?
A. Apparently you didn’t get the memo.Q. Why is the White House white?
A. I need a coffee.Q. How do you make chocolate mousse?
A: Who pissed in your Post Toasties?
Q: What does the F8 button do?
Q: What does the F8 button do?
A. Let it whip.Q. Are you watching tv?
A: Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.
Q: Is there really a Santa?
Q: Is there really a Santa?
A. Supper time!Q. If it is raining and pouring, why is the old man snoring?
A. Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.Q. What is the Jabberwocky?
A: Bazinga!Q: Why does rain always fall harder when you don't have an umbrella?
can openerWhy does the weeping willow tree weep?
A. Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at!Q. Would you like some wine?
A: Pink ButterfliesQ: If a cat is affectionate and the owner is asleep; does it still count as affection?
A. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.Q. What is standing in front of me?
A: Go ask Alice
Q: Do penguins have feathers or fur?
Q: Do penguins have feathers or fur?
A. Chicken noodle soupQ. Is this the end of the line?
A: Squaring the circle.Q: Is it too early?
A: raspberry beret
Q: Do you like musk?
Q: Do you like musk?
A: Mary had a little lambQ. What does a hummingbird hum?
A. Rock-in Robin.Q. Will I ever win the lottery?
A. Frosty the snowman was a very jolly soul...Q. Seriously why is it so hot in May?
It's because the politicians decided it needed to be hot in May.Who is the President of the United States?
A. Ronald McDonaldQ. If not now, then when?
A: Wax on, wax off Danial-sonQ: Why does it always thunderstorm when you want to read outside?
A: hot dog!
Q: What is the difference between a croc and an alligator?
Q: What is the difference between a croc and an alligator?
A. Henry the VIIIQ. Why is it I have to cut the grass when there are 3 abled bodied boys in the house?
A: Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
Q: What is the name of Cinderella's step sisters?
Q: What is the name of Cinderella's step sisters?
A. Beauty and the BeastQ. To be or not to be?
A. Someone answer the door.Q. Why do blackflies hurt so much?
A. Ours not to reason why, ours but to do and die.Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: liver pate
Q: If a man leaves Cleveland at 5 pm, how long will it take for him to arrive in Seattle with 2 stops?
Q: If a man leaves Cleveland at 5 pm, how long will it take for him to arrive in Seattle with 2 stops?
A: Tuna.Q: How come a tunic is a "shirt" for my sister, but a "dress" for me?
A. Ramen NoodlesQ. Did you brush your teeth?
A: Last TuesdayQ: When are you going to Rome?
A: antelope
Q: Do you like tacos?
Q: Do you like tacos?
A. I need some paperQ. Does the man in the moon every sleep?
A. Wake me up before you go,go and take me dancin tonight.Q. Where do you see yourself in five years?
A: Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!
Q: Wie geht's? Comment sa va?
Q: Wie geht's? Comment sa va?
A. All roads lead to Rome.B. How long does it take to cook a 5 minute egg?
A: Elephant feces
Q: Where is Atlantis?
Q: Where is Atlantis?
A. Some where over the rainbow.Q. How high is a high five?
A: 2m under the left hand of an emuQ: How smart is a dolphin?
Q: How do you boil an egg?