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Give the Wrong Answer
A: Dancing Monkey's Q: What's your favorite apple?
A. Hit the road, Jack.Q. Where did I leave my keys?
A. The phone just rang. Q. What's on your computer?
A. My cat sneezed.Q. What is the color of your shoes?
A. the lights are on.Q. How long has been since you had something to eat?
A. 'Twas the 18th of April in '75--hardly a man is now alive who remembers that famous day and year.'Q. What's your favorite kind of tea?
A. The dog barked. Q. Where is the cow?
A. There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight.Q. What you talking bout, Willis?
A: Global WarmingQ: First word a dog learns?
A. HydrochlorideQ. What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?
A. You gonna share those ribs?Q. What is 2 + infinity?
A. Buzz Lightyear!!!Q. Where's the Beef???
A. Three doors down and ask for Murray.Q. What's the best name for an overweight cat?
A. I left the fan on.Q. Did you charge the phone?
Some bohemian ran in front of my cabriolet!What is your favorite flower?
A. UnbleachedQ. Why is chocolate chip cookie dough irresistible?
A: Partridge in a pear treeQ: What's the soup of the day?
A: I shot the sheriffQ: what is the circumference of the sun
A. I know, you told me not to eat it.Q. Does my butt look big in this?
A. It's squared.Q. How many p's in apple?
A. I told you to go before we left the house.Q. Are we there yet?
A. You have to come before you go.Q. Why does cilantro taste like soap?
A: 9999Q: How may licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
A. Timex takes a licking and keeps on ticking.Q. What is the best age for retirement?
a: 1984Q: Will a get a raise this year?
Well I have a lot of homework this year?
a: I hope you can ski.Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A. To infinity and beyond!Q. If men are from Mars, and women are from Venus, then where do babies come from?
A: 7Q: in what year did Queen Elizabeth I execute Mary Stuart?
A. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Q. Who was your high school crush?
I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor. Why is the sky blue?
Because Charles Dickens said so. What is the newest iPhone model?
Hippolyta, Duchess of Athens. The first person to visit America was...
Well, first the earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat so they died and turned to oil; then the Arabs came and bought Mercedes...What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
You have to chew before you can determine that. Why pi?
Because cake is more fattening.Why is Stephen Fry so clever?
He avoided being eaten as a child. What makes the world go 'round?
A: Its flatness.Q: Who wrote Beethoven's Fifth Symphony?
The moon, of course. What is the square root of a negative number called?
A. While the cat's away, the mouse will play.Q. Will you push me on the swing?
To the moon and back. What color are your socks?
A. SuperfluousQ. How many pages do you think this topic will generate?
My calculator is smarter than your calculator. Why do people like to read?
The earth is an oblate spheroid, obviously. What happens to a match when you strike it on the box?
A. A tie game.Q. Is anybody really out there? :P
Chocolate peanut butter ice cream.If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Who decided to start daylight savings time?