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Try not to think about penguins.

Skyla wrote: "Try not to think about penguins."

too late :(

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Next time you're going to go to a Walmart, create a name tag that says you work at Target (also bring a Target coupon), then go about your shopping like you were just another customer.When checkout comes,after paying, hand the cashier the coupon and say, "You should really check out Target's deals." Then walk out.

Go to a park (optional: you could wear a robe) and walk around a tree. Chant some words that don't exist. When someone comes up to you and asks you what you are doing gasp and shout "YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!" Then fall to the ground clutching your heart. If they just walk off stand up and start chanting and walking around the tree again. If they ask if you're okay just pretend your in more pain. Whisper/gasp that whenever they speak it hurts you. When they leave get bakc up and start chanting again nad walking around the tree.

Freeze in place. See how many people touch you within five minutes(be in a public place).

As long as it's three or more months away from christmas, dress up as santa and sit on the mall floor. See how many people sit on you.

Fill up a bunch of glasses with ketchup and water, then set up a stand saying "Bloody worms: 5 cents." See how many people come up to the stand.

Go to KFC buy two wings tape them to your back and shout "I can fly!" jump off a curb and purposely tumble to the ground.

Order a big mac meal and start taking out everything inside of the burger carefully and slowly. Also slowly dump out your drink. Be loud about it. When someone asks what you're doing say "I ordered this for the fries." Then wolf down the fries and leave.

wear headphones all day. They shouldn't be connected to anything. Pretend to be talking with a "Commander". When somebody asks you what you're doing say "Commander my airwaves have been blocked. I'm losing contact." Keep pretending to be losing contact with a "Commander" until the person leaves. Then resume a fake conversation.

Act like your from the 70s

wow, this started last year or something and its still going! i just read every single 1 of them and they are all great! There are some repeats and a lot of pranks and i think its amazing! No doubt that I'll be doing most of these!

Here's a funny one i made up -
1) Buy a tin of dog food (or wash out a used one)
2) Dump out the food and wash the tin (keep the lid)
3) Buy some Mars bars and mash them up (mash them well!)
4) Squish the mashed Mars bars into the empty dog food tin (make sure it fills the tin up or it wont be as funny)
5) Put the lid on the tin and the tin in the freezer
6) Later on take it out the freezer and leave for a minute or two
7) Put it in your bag (take a spoon as well)
8) Go to town (bring a friend for better reactions and make sure they have a packed lunch)
9) Go into the pet shop and hang around for a bit then leave again (buy something if you want)
10) As you leave the store, take out the tin of dog food (so it looks like you just bought it)
11) Sit down with your friend and have your friend take out a packed lunch then ask you what you are having.
12) Reply by saying "Dog food's fine for me" (say it loudly and make sure a lot of people are around) then take out the spoon, open the tin and eat the Mashed Mars bars - you get a lot of funny reactions (and a tasty treat!)
I made this one up when i was bored one day but i don't know if anyone has ever done it before because before i made it up i checked it on Google to see if it was a thing and it wasn't so i made it up and it worked! WARNING: Make sure your friend knows exactly what to say or it might ruin the whole thing.
You can do this more than one time on the same day with a different audience if you're careful enough.
How? Follow these 3 instructions -
1) After taking a few spoonfuls carefully put the lid back on the tin and the tin in your bag (have your friend do the same with their lunch)
2) Go back into the shop and hang around until new people are outside (tell the shop owners you just love animals if they get suspicious or tell them what you're doing and they might help by fake scanning the tin)
3) Go back outside and do step 11 and 12 again

go to the library and drop a book very loudly. pick it up and say "I am so very sorry for that loud noise" very loudly. then run around screaming I am so evil and before you leave shout goodbye cruel world and exit dramatically.

veronica22 wrote: "go to the library and drop a book very loudly. pick it up and say "I am so very sorry for that loud noise" very loudly. then run around screaming I am so evil and before you leave shout goodbye cru..."

haha good one

(if you have a car it'll work)
go to a busy place like Walmart of something and blast so loud you can hear it standing far away Motionless In White (a metal band) the song "AMERICA" really loud while standing on top of your car

Go up to a random person and say so one am tonight is good and before they respond say good see you then then run away

Ask somebody to hold a pen for you then run away

just joined da group also go 2walmart (only walmart) put a bunch of clothes in a shopping cart go 2 the register and pretend your going to buy them wben the cashier is done ringing it up say u dont have enough say u have 2 get wallet then alk out of the store p.s friend me

Waste yo life reading these

Walk around in town dragging a string, when someone asks why you're dragging a string simply reply "I can't push it can I?!"

Get a friend and make them dress up as Mac, you dress up as Bloo and run around town going crazy while 'Mac' chases you (Fosters home for imaginary friends)

Go to a store, preferably Victoria's Secret and find a woman and go up and lightly touch her on the shoulder. Then whisper in her ear it is so nice to finally be able to touch you after all of these years. And walk away. (You will get kicked out) xD

Walk up to a stranger in a restaurant and ask them to close their eyes and picture any playing card. When they proceed to do this, eat as much of their food as you can then run like hell...

When I was bored I typed in what to do when ur bored n I ended up here!It kept me entertained for like 2hrs just reading every1s post. So if ur bored jus read this blog!!!

Mark wrote: "Walk up to a stranger in a restaurant and ask them to close their eyes and picture any playing card. When they proceed to do this, eat as much of their food as you can then run like hell..."

Oh my god that is so evil

Go into a public place with a friend be dressed up as gandalf and your friend as a demon and yell as loud as possible YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!! then proceed to dramatically fall down with friends dressed as a dwarf elf Bilbo the other hobbit from lord of the rings or the hobbit I get them confused a lot ok

try not to think about penguins

place whoopee cousins all over your house and watch the reaction when someone comes in

say derp where ever you go

go in public dressed as elsa with a winter glove. scream in some1s face, LET IT GO!!! and chuck the glove at them. run away.

go to Ikea (its a great idea!!!) and hide in a wardrobe. when you hear people walking by, jump out and scream, I HAVE RETURNED FROM NARNIA in a british accent. run like the devil is on your heels.

Goodstuff wrote: "When I was bored I typed in what to do when ur bored n I ended up here!It kept me entertained for like 2hrs just reading every1s post. So if ur bored jus read this blog!!!"

ikr its like imm in anotehr happy place its so cool best part is nobodys mean:D

Skyla wrote: "Try not to think about penguins."

but how there so cute

Quick dont think about cats !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is one randomly go up to someone and ask do you want to help ME hide a body

Text a random mobile phone number with just 2 words "I'm Pregnant"

Sleepy wrote: "No there's four if you count the one in the question"

I pasted it into a Word document just to make sure and there are four without counting the question.

In a public place, knock on a random door and sing "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?"

Go to the mall and when you see a random couple, go up to the guy slap them across the face and say how could you and then run and hide and watch the fight happen.

Wear a trench coat, dark glasses, and a fedora and play the song "hitman" on your ipod really loud while it's in your pocket and walk up to someone slowly and take out a fake knife.

Ok new here but thought of a goodone.

Wait by the front door and when the mail comes through the letter box quickly get hold of the mail and push it back through. See what happens
Tip: helps if you know the time postman/woman arrives.
You could also try this with leaflets that come through.
Opional: Shout: I DON'T WANT THIS RUBBISH.
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Hello, I'm new here, but I would like play this game too.

Go up to a random person and say, "Hi! What's your name?" when they tell you, say, "O.k. then. what is you favorite color?" They tell you. make up random questions until 30 seconds pass, be sure to memorize the question in order. Then ask them "Hi! What's your name?" and start all over again.

Sneak around in your siblings room and ramble through stuff while they are in there and see how long you can stay undetected!

order a pizzar 5 minutes before new years when the pizzar guy arrive 10-20 minutes later (new year) say
"i orded that last year

hey lets play something i like to call cyber poke

s**T iforgot to tell the rules
1) write the name of who u r going to poke for e.g.
2) then write poke
its simple

get together with a really good friend and get lightsabers or plastic swords or something else like that and dress up in crazy costumes and go to ikea or walmart or some other really big place like that and pretend to fight all around the store until you get caught or get bored

Jason wrote: "Mark wrote: "Walk up to a stranger in a restaurant and ask them to close their eyes and picture any playing card. When they proceed to do this, eat as much of their food as you can then run like he..."

thats what makes it so funny