Iris

“I figure when you come to a crossroads, you have a choice: right turn, left turn, straight ahead. Or you can just pull over to the side of the road and call it quits. But if you've got a good stretch of road up ahead and someone fun to travel it with, why stay stuck in the galdern ditch?”
― Chris Grabenstein

“Because, like Sherlock says to Dr. Watson, ‘it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data.”
― Chris Grabenstein, Escape from Mr. Lemoncello's Library

“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.”
― Heather Vogel Frederick, Wish You Were Eyre

“Curses and foul language!”
― Chris Grabenstein, The Island of Dr. Libris