prince jax

“Have you ever heard of a man marrying another man? A woman being in love with another woman? Of people who find their hearts lie somewhere in the middle or with neither?”
― Kalynn Bayron, Cinderella Is Dead

“Eldhusfifls!” Halfborn roared.
(That was another of his favorite insults. As he explained it, an eldhusfifl was a fool who sat by the communal fire all day, so basically, a village idiot. Plus, it just sounded insulting: el-doos-feef-full.)”
― Rick Riordan, The Ship of the Dead

“Want a cookie,' Ra said.
'What kind?'
'Weasel cookie.'
I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe.”
― Rick Riordan

“I don't want to be saved by some knight in shining armour. I'd like to be the one in the armour, and I'd like to be the one doing the saving.”
― Kalynn Bayron, Cinderella Is Dead