

“A man’s chances of being great at what he does are greatly reduced by his being good in bed (unless he is a prostitute).”
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“Sex is a need … to the continuation of the life of the species; not that of the animal, or the person.”
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“To reduce, or even take away, at least temporarily, the power your crush has over you, remind yourself, when you see him or her, or his or her face, that he or she, too, defecates.”
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“Sex is often an attempt to entertain oneself through one’s own genitals, through the use of someone else’s genitals.”
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“Horniness pretty much always oversells an orgasm.”
― P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
― P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
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