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“So help me god,” I said. “I will abandon you right here and right now if you choose to take up the kazoo.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“NecroBard This unusual class combines one of the most-loved occupations with one of the most reviled.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“Question: What’s the only thing standing between an innocent child and a happy, fulfilling life? Answer: You. The answer is you.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“My beautiful boy,” Miriam whispered as she turned to dust. “My beautiful boy.”
― The Butcher's Masquerade
― The Butcher's Masquerade
“Cats don't drink cocktails,' I said.
'Cats don't shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
'Cats don't shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
Tim’s 2024 Year in Books
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