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Hunter S. Thompson
“So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?”
Hunter S. Thompson

Christopher Moore
“Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire:

Is there something wrong with your food?"
No, I'm just not very hungry."
You're going to break my heart, aren't you?”
Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore
“They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?”
Christopher Moore

Hunter S. Thompson
“I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.”
Hunter S. Thompson

Christopher Moore
“Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly, and you have just saved me with your mad ninja driving skills, so do not sully your heroic hottie image in my mind by further reciting your nerdy scholastic agenda. Don't tell me what you're studying, Steve, tell me what's in your soul. What haunts you?"
And he was like, "Dude, you need to cut back on the caffeine.”
Christopher Moore, You Suck

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