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Book cover for The Disasters
How exactly did these geniuses manage to take over the station and launch an evil plan for interstellar genocide?”
The Angry Lawn Gnome
how indeed
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Richard Kadrey
“She'd [Allegra] look like Foxy Brown's little sister, except her head is SHAVED SMOOTH.”
Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim
tags: oopsie

Terry Goodkind
“But this was no ordinary chicken. This chicken was evil manifest.”
Terry Goodkind, Soul of the Fire

Richard Kadrey
“He pulls the tape off Allegra's mouth. Grabs her BY THE HAIR and gives her a peck on the lips.”
Richard Kadrey, Sandman Slim
tags: oopsie

“You look like you bin whupped with a ugly stick.”
Bo Diddley

H.L. Mencken
“When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.”
H.L. Mencken

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