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“His answer is mild. “Your head is uncommonly large for such a small person. Have you ever been approached by the circus and offered a job?”
― J.T. Geissinger, Savage Hearts

“Why didn’t you leave when I gave you the money?”

“I was too busy being brain-fucked.”

That’s what I wanted to say, but what I actually produce is something along the lines of the sound an elephant might make giving birth. It includes a lot of awkward grunts and trumpeting.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Savage Hearts

“You have a flair for exaggeration. Has anyone ever told you that?”

“Yes. My creative writing teacher in college described my aggrandizement of language as incredible.”

“I’m sure it wasn’t a compliment.”

“I got an A in that class.”

“Because he knew if he failed you, you’d have to take the class again. He couldn’t bear to live through that twice.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Savage Hearts

“I close my eyes and heave a sigh. Should’ve brought less candy and more drugs”
― J.T. Geissinger, Savage Hearts