Meaghan Hill-Murray

“I did not make a pie,” Alec repeated, gesturing expressively with one hand, “for three reasons. One, because I do not have any pie ingredients. Two, because I don’t actually
know how to make a pie.”
He paused, clearly waiting.
Removing his sword and leaning it against the cave wall, Jace said warily, “And three?”
“Because I am not your bitch,” Alec said, clearly pleased with himself.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Heavenly Fire

“Oh, why don't we have the night off?... D'you know... I think I'm feeling a bit... Rebellious.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Life is a book and there are a thousand pages I have not yet read.”
― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Princess