Here’s my dirty secret. I’d rather read a good book, write a good book, or watch a movie than go climb a mountain. Especially a mountain that’s so high there’s really not much oxygen at the top to go around. (Yes, there was a time in my teens when I indeed did climb mountains and could hang over 300 foot cliffs without breaking a sweat. But after several decades of sitting on my butt surrounded with books and movies and scones, well, I now break a considerable sweat and think twice about danglin