Yes, I love bacon. Did you not know that? Well, I do. Thus, I truly believe that bacon makes any food better.

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to create a recipe so noxious, so vile, that the inclusion of bacon will not save it. The prize: a DVD of Knowing and a paperback copy of my novel, Confessions.

Now, the rules. The recipe may have no more than five ingredients, and one of those must be bacon. No ingredient can be so exotic that it cannot be found in a standard supermarket. The end product of the recipe must actually be edible, not poisonous. Why?

Because I will make the winning recipe and post pictures/video of it being consumed.

So post your recipe in the comments by 11:59 PM Thursday the 28th, and the winner will be announced Friday. Within two weeks after that auspicious moment, I will prepare the winning recipe for all to see.

So, have at it and Make Me Loathe Bacon.