(Mmm…soup & Saltine Caucasians!)

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It began as a joke. No, not Hillary’s wardrobe.

It was the idea of an utterly innocent guy named Ryan Koch. Koch, fed up with political correctness and “offensive” outrage, started a sarcastic petition to force the famous family restaurant Cracker Barrel to change its “racially offensive” name.

Racially offensive? A cracker barrel? Offensive to which race?

White people.

Yes, white people – that historically downtrodden, oppressed group of, um, non-...