(2016. The year of voting dangerously.)

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Hi, I’m Holster Lett. Welcome to the first Presidential debate of the 2016 season, America’s first opportunity to really get to know the two candidates: the attractive, sinless, highly capable Hillary Rodham Clinton, and some other guy.

I’m honored to have been selected as the moderator for tonight’s debate, and you can not begin to imagine how loosely I use the term “debate.” Tonight’s thinly-veiled “Hillary for President” prime-time promot...