(Bill Clinton’s gonna need a raise.)

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Well, it’s finally over. On 8 November, 2016, the oddest election in US history concluded, and it’s finally over. Over, that is, except for the hate speech, the protests and riots, the doomsday scenarios, and the mass exodus of Hollywood to Canada.

In other news this week, Godzilla turned sixty-two. Why is that relevant? Because compared to Democrats and Republicans during this last election, Godzilla and Tokyo got along great.

Yes, after two y...