(I’m now older than my doctor. That’s just wrong.)

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Okay, here’s the good news: if you’re reading this, you’re getting older. That’s what live people do, unless they’re Dick Clark.

I won’t trouble you with the bad news right now, because right now, half of you are googling “Dick Clark” on your smartphone with your thumbs.

Personally, I know I’m getting older, because I’m experiencing all those attractive side-effects getting older offers. For example, at my church some people are c...