(I’m only serious when I’m lying.)

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Here’s some advice…which, like facebook, is free and worth every penny. If you’re thinking to try and make a living writing a humor column, there are a few things you need to know:

You’re an idiot. A lot of people will never figure out you’re just joking. Don’t waste your wallet trying to advertise your books on facebook. After all, the people who live their lives on facebook live there because they don’t want to read.

I’ll share a secret with...