It's time for the Grimm Off!

My friend and incredibly talented author, Victoria Schwab (whose book, THE NEAR WITCH debuts in 2011 with Hyperion), was stressing one night.  She was upset because she hadn't written anything, so I told her to write me a fairy tale.  I even gave her a prompt to help her get started.  Of course this backfired and she expected ME to return the favor.  And then things spiraled out of control, we were having some sort of contest, my...