Patsy:  Hi, I’m bored.

Eddy:  Hi, I’m bored, too.  If you think you adopted us together so we’d entertain one another, you were wrong.

Patsy:  Hi, so very
wrong.

Patsy:  Hi, what are
you doing on the computer?

Patsy:  Hi, did you not hear me?  I asked what you're doing.

Patsy:  Hi, I just
barfed.

Eddy:  Hi, shall I knock over this lamp?

Patsy:  Hi, I love you
so much I need to sit on your chest right now. 
No, I totally don’t mind that you’re typing.  Surely you’re looking to take a break.

Patsy:  Hi, why did
that make you mad?

Eddy:  Hi, what is that, a cappuccino?  Lemme stick my foot in it to make sure it’s
not too hot.

Eddy:  Hi, AUGH! 
Is hot coffee foam!  Must shake
off immediately! 

Patsy:  Hi, I should
probably bite you in the face right now.

Eddy:  Hi, about that lamp?  I’m knocking it over, yes?

Patsy:  Hi, hey,
another hairball.  I’ll just deposit this
on your stack of files so I don’t have to get up.

Eddy:  Hi, that lamp’s not going to tip itself.

Patsy:  Hi, when I
sneeze in your eye, it means I love you.

Eddy:  Hi, turns out I love licking wool, too.  Gave your favorite J. Jill sweater some much-needed ventilation holes.  You're welcome.

Patsy:  Hi, are you
still trying to do that whole book thing? 
You should do an app instead. 
People love apps.

Eddy:  Hi, would it be easier without the lamp?  I feel like everything would be easier for you
without this lamp.

Patsy:  Hi, I’m aware
of how important good grooming is to you, so I’ll just clean myself on your
keyboard.  No, really, it's my pleasure.

Patsy:  Hi, I need to
be somewhere across the room immediately for no good reason.  No, I don’t mind if you have to pick up
everything I left in my wake.  Looks like
you could stand some bending, amirite?

Eddy:  Hi, I almost got the lamp over.  It's just a matter of technique now.

Patsy:  Hi, it took me
a while, but I found where you stashed the catnip.  I shall cover myself in it forthwith and then get in your face in earnest.

Eddy:  Hi, the good news is I took care of that lamp
thing.

Patsy and Eddy:  Hi,
WHY’D YOU JUST SHUT THE DOOR ON US?