"You don't need novocaine. I'm just going to use this drill to shape your tooth a little."

My dentist told me that yesterday. If I didn't have a complicated contraption in my mouth at the time, I would have replied, "You're using a high powered drill to shape my tooth and you don't feel like that requires novocaine? Seriously? Novocaine was meant for moments like this like the Kardashians were meant to date professional athletes."

I didn't say that though and he proceeded to drill. Instead of d...