When pop princess, pastor's kid Katy Perry has a prodigal moment and releases another gospel album, I'm going to get an exclusive interview on Stuff Christians Like. What's that you say? "But Jon, she just got a Hindu tattoo. She's marrying deviant comedian Russell Brand!" True, but she's dropping clues everyday that she's coming back.

In a recent Rolling Stone article Brand said the only time Perry ever got mad at him was when he said something so horrible about Jesus that it would make my...